Church jokes

Joke about Turkeys not being allowed in the church.

He looks up to heaven and says “God, could you answer a question for me?” “Of course, my son,” says God, “what would you like to know?” “God, what is a million years to you?” “Well,” says God, “a million years to me is as a second.” “Hmm,” says the man. “I guess I understand. So what...

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Have some faith-filled fun with these funny Christian jokes, religious puns and church humor that will keep you laughing (and possibly groaning) for all of eternity!

Now Mama, you don't have to go to church to go to heaven. Well, you don't have to wear a parachute to jump out of an airplane either, but it certainly helps. Mama's family!!!

A little girl and her mother are at church when the little girl starts to feel sick. Her mother tells her to go throw up in the bushes behind the church. When the little girl returns, her mother as.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Looking for a heavenly good time? Explore our collection of church puns that will make your congregation chuckle and lift your spirits. Perfect for all ages and occasions. #ChurchPuns #ChristianHumor #ReligiousJokes

A Husband's Phone Rang In Church By Accident. -