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I work in a kitchen. We are always told to not just stand around, that's rule number one. Even if something's on the stove, usually you can do something else while you wait for it. EXCEPT If it's milk. "You stand right there and watch over it, do NOT leave." What's even better is if you're forced to leave because you need something from the fridge or something. So you dash into the back and get it and if someone wants to ask you something you just go "MILK! ON THE STOVE!" and everyone jumps out of your way and goes "oh shit, run!!!" It's the funniest thing I've ever encountered at work In French we literally have an old saying, "I have milk on the fire" to say "I'm very busy at the moment" Source: catchymemes - iFunny :)

I work in a kitchen. We are always told to not just stand around, that's rule number one. Even if something's on the stove, usually you can do something else while you wait for it. EXCEPT If it's milk. "You stand right there and watch over it, do NOT leave." What's even better is if you're forced to leave because you need something from the fridge or something. So you dash into the back and get it and if someone wants to ask you something you just go "MILK! ON THE STOVE!" and everyone jumps…

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I vampire-jesus-is-real ': i-wiII-be-a-knightl w”: literallyallie when lwas in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in clas Stupid Funny, Hilarious, Funny Quotes, Funny Memes, Funny Tumblr Posts, Funny Stories, Really Funny, Writing Prompts, Haha

I vampire-jesus-is-real ': i-wiII-be-a-knightl w”: 3,1 literallyallie when lwas in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going ”I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP" and no one ever believed him {éthatsthatflamingo sellinbees Football player has a +2 to perception and a -2 to charisma The only valid response g quill-of-thoth My AP English teacher once stopped class forfifteen minutes to hunt a wasp, but if she’d banned food I would have understood, based on what happened in our class sophomore year. Eclatterbane (#also the football player in my class had a +2 to sleeping in class #so there’s that #am i truly fishing for someone to ask about the keel aid story #yes probably) OK, I’ll bite, Please do tell, now I’m curious. - iFunny :)

I vampire-jesus-is-real ': i-wiII-be-a-knightl w”: 3,1 literallyallie when lwas in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going ”I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP" and no one…

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You don't realize how dirty the songs you listen to are Until you listen to them with your parents in the car.

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You don't realize how dirty the songs you listen to are Until you listen to them with your parents in the car.

Someone from Roseville, Minnesota, US posted a whisper, which reads "You don't realize how dirty the songs you listen to are Until you listen to them with your parents in the car."

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Me:*breathes* Mom : "I DONT LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE me: "what attitude?" Mom: "DONT TALK BACK TO ME!"

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Me:*breathes* Mom : "I DONT LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE me: "what attitude?" Mom: "DONT TALK BACK TO ME!"

Someone from Dickson City posted a whisper, which reads "Me:*breathes* Mom : "I DONT LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE me: "what attitude?" Mom: "DONT TALK BACK TO ME!""

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28 Silly Memes & Tweets To Keep You From Going Nuts - Funny memes that "GET IT" and want you to too. Get the latest funniest memes and keep up what is going on in the meme-o-sphere.

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