-- Is the glass half empty or half full? -- It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more wine!

Most likely the latter...

Omg I want this shirt! It used it's evil powers against me today lol. Hughes you get me so well haha!

Poems are hard.

Poems are hard.

have to show my students.we're doing poetry right now. Almost as good as their "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're sweet, and so am I" poem.

Nou voel ek nie meer so sleg oor my fuzzy slippers addiction nie.

And now here's a picture of Albert Einstein wearing fuzzy slippers. Clearly the inspiration for the Val Kilmer slippers in Real Genius.


i love cats. i love sunglasses. i especially love cats IN sunglasses.

Big Bang Theory

Big bang theory guys as female superheroes ROFL.funniest guys on TV.and LOVE their girlfriends Penney, Bernadette and Amy

Well said!

Sometimes, the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense I need a nap afterward.I do occasionally practice self control!


Im sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

Happy Hogswatch everyone!

Death as the Hogfather, with Albert on Hogswatch Night by Paul Kidby

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