Shannon Martinez

Shannon Martinez

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And lose the battery

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: .That awkward moment when you GENTLY toss your cellphone on the bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock down 2 lamps, and kill a cat.

When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. My husband still repeats himself, I'm like, "oh I heard you perfectly!

Hahaha yep

Telling an angry woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.