- I Will Not Keep Calm. I Will Raise Hell And Break Shit.

- I Will Not Keep Calm. I Will Raise Hell And Break Shit. First one of these stupid "keep calm" things I have liked


you find it offensive, i find it funny, that is why i am happier than you, funny someecards

:) hehe yes, someone finally understands.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Some people should use a glue stick instead of Chapstick.

truer words were never spoken

Inspirational Monday Quotes for you to start happy, jump start your week fast and inspire you to wake up and live life.

Haha. I love coffee.

10 coffee sayings that express perfectly your feelings for coffee - I Love Coffee


Found the white girl.

Irish girl sunbathing--that's totally me at the beach!

It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol, suit up.


everytime I go, I get the 1 thing I DID need and a whole wallet full of random stuff.

Most accurate list ever. The pros and cons of making food

my hobbies include...

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it.

yep ...

Free and Funny News Ecard: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance. The five stages of waking up.

I just can't tell i'm dying right now

Hot dogs or legs?

Top left are legs. Top right are hotdogs. Bottom left are legs and bottom right are hotdogs am I right?

My new casual Friday shirt for work!

Red Hair Majestic Unicorn-Female White T-Shirt L

Every. Time.

The danger of shopping at Target. This is me at Target shopping with the girls every single time!

everybody needs some kinda love(;

i love everybody. some people i love to be around, some i love to avoid, and others i'd love to punch in the face.

So true

Free and Funny Family Ecard: Being a parent means knowing how to unwrap a Snickers without making any noise.