I know this feeling..it's the OCD in me :D

Thank you, Cashier, for bagging my groceries in such a nonsensical way considering the fact that all of the items were grouped on the conveyer belt in an orderly fashion. I HATE THAT! IT DRIVES ME CRAZY! or when they put two things in EVER BAG!

never forget what you have - something to remember!!

Some things you just can't remember enough. I realize everyday how much I have to be thankful for. And everyday I forget again, only to be reminded by some insignificant word or thought how much I have to lose.

Need this in my future house!!

to SHUT (sounds like the "u" in "up" or "but") = to close. Shut the door! Shut the window. Shut your mouth. Shut up! Shut off the radio. Shut down your computer.

FYI i am out of the meds that....

Funny Confession Ecard: Just FYI - I am out of the medicine that makes me like you.

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted...

Free and Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream.

fox and the hound. "When you're the best of friends." oh my goodness. this is adorable.

JinkyArt Photography the fox and the hound. i want a cutie patootie kid for photo shoots with my hound dogs!


Funny Wedding Ecard: I am not sure if a handful of Xanax counts as your 'Something Blue'. so true, this junk is stressful!


Funny ecard: From this point on, I plan to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some will be glad. Others should be scared ;

Mark Twain

Inspiring quotes by Mark Twain - The two most important days in your life are the day you are born, and the day you find out why.

yet ANOTHER slow day at the label makin' factory!!!!

Read the cleaning labels✯ Always Wash Your Butt and Keep Away From Fire - Especially When Wearing!


Screaming kids not made to mind really irritates me! Too bad parents don't realize screaming kids ARE NOT cute and most ppl rather they just go away!


Hardest job ever? Working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self control needed!

let me just rethink my entire life...

It's National Soft Serve Ice Cream Day! Soft Serve was invented Labor Day weekend in 1934 after the regular ice cream had started to melt, but was still in high