yes please, seriously though.

the perfect job! When I grow up I want to be a nail polish namer.

Hahaha sorry but this made me laugh real hard

Hahaha sorry but this made me laugh real hard (: Take THAT skinny bitches!

Shoepidity: The act of wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good. Hahah Lynette we are SO guilty of this!

Lol!, said this a few times before.

Funny Weekend Ecard: Please God cure my hangover and I promise I will never drink again, also please forgive me in advance for lying about never drinking again.


"Starbucks really isn't that expensive. Especially after considering what Victoria Secret's charges per cup." (I don't drink coffee so, I think I prefer what's in Victoria Secret's cups!


Hon, I know where we keep everything in the house. I live here, remember? Said no husband ever. (Reminds me of my dad!