Patience-strength- bail money

Lord give me patience.Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.


So true.If there's enough room to spell 'BOOTYLICIOUS' on the back of your shorts, it probably isn't.

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No shit

Whan I at kid, I wanted be older. This shit is not What I expected, unexpected Whan I at kid wanted be older This shit is not What expected


It isn't that I'm not a people person. I'm just not a stupid people person. A great way to deal with difficult people is not to deal with difficult people.


I see it could be two ways. One: the big dog is very kind and left the big bed for the pup. Two: the pup went on the big bed and left the small bed for the big dog. In that case, if I was the big dog, I would just lay on the small dog (or around it).

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Great for parties. - Marinated Shrimp-and-Artichokes -- This recipe can double as a side dish or appetizer. Feta cheese, fresh herbs, and a garlic-and-herb marinade give the shrimp and artichokes outstanding flavor.

Flip Flop Season

Put the laundry away, baby. You don't need to clean socks. It's flip flop season!


'No matter how bad your day seems, remember that someone out there has to clean the bathroom at Taco Bell.