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Wife's niece came over for a bit. Asked her if she could make me an ice cream cone with "4 beautiful scoops!" After 36 minutes, i walked into the kitchen to find this. And a defeated child.

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Wife's nephew looks like he's deep in thought, but what's really going on is that he just asked me if I knew what dog food tasted like.

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Went to visit wife's nieces. Was happy to see them playing patty cake. Was not happy to hear them call me "ratchet ass."

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Went out for a walk with Wife. Wife asked me why I didn't buy this house for her. I asked her why she doesn't have a job. Note to self: no more job jokes.

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Baby vomited on his toy bunny the other day. Wife washed and hung it to dry. Just realized today that it's a dog with long ears. No longer sure if baby knows what a bunny is.

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I don't know who these people are but I ended up on this couple's porch, watching them blow bubbles. Wife wonders where I am sometimes.

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Blackboard walls at preschool have given wife's niece and nephew a false sense of reality. To them, all black walls are free game.

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Wife's making christmas tags. She's also making it hard for me to keep a healthy looking backyard garden.

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Wife and I went over to Jey's for dinner. I have no idea what's dinner and what's decoration.

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Brother asked if I could babysit. Nephew sleeps a lot. I got bored.

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Redid the basement to make it manlier. Thought the wood added a nice design touch. Wife added candles... Much less manly.

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Wife made pasta for dinner. Guess i'm eating off the counter tonight.

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Jey had us over to show her new reno. The upper level is completely open concept. Reminder: baby's room needs blinds.

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Wife made tacos! I love tacos. We have company. I hate company...

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This is the time of year when wife brings lots of outdoor things indoors.

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Went over to Dave's tonight. It was just us so we decided to try out a new pumpkin pie recipe. Diamond slices sounded like a great idea when we started but don't know if it was the best idea.

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Wife told me not to touch the mini donuts. Told me they were for her book club. I pretended to poke at one of them. I have poor depth perception...

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Told wife that the guys at work make fun of me for the excessive sandwich wrapping. She said they're just jealous I have a wonderful wife. I smiled. Also decided not to talk about the poor meat to bread ratio..

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Need to talk to wife about finishing what she starts.

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Wife found a poster in our attic and put it up. Her eyes got a little watery. 2007 must have been a good year for her...

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Got wife's niece a play house to have at her cottage. Niece tells me it's a bitch to maintain. Note to self: stop watching HBO with niece.

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After our conversation about parchment paper, wife made scones. We've regressed.

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Wife started using parchment paper. I told her I was proud of her progress. And that clean living is good living. I didn't get a donut...

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I adopted a "just say yes" attitude early in my relationship with wife. I don't like iced coffee. Wife thinks I love it. I drink iced coffee every day...

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We're looking for a new accountant. Wife suggested we meet with this one, Sarah. Whispered to wife, "I don't trust accountants with parquet flooring." Sarah heard. Still looking for new accountant.

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