I don’t want to be a dog anymore…

Exactly what my daughter will inherit.

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;


Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit any more.

I have these days.

*giggles* "Not a single gram of fuck shall be given today." What I wouldn't give to be able to live up to that!


We Can't All Be A Princess Someone has to clap when I go by Funny princess sign on a painted worn finish with white lettering and gold glittery stars. This handcrafted sign measures inches. Wonderful saying for your inner Princess .

Bake for the man when I get a little cranky.. lol

Do you think any man would bake a cake that says, "sorry I'm a grumpy asshole"? Probs not, so this grumpy bitch won't be baking any apology cake any time soon.


I secretly want to plan my own unrealistic wedding! (since I never had a "real" wedding!

happens all the time

awkward mo when youre singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

says so much

Quotable Magnet reads Don't be pushed by your problems, be led by your dreams. - Proverb High quality flat magnet with a full magnetic back. Measures approximately x from Quotable Cards.


Pour On The Mom Guilt I love mom snark. This doesn't mean I don't adore my kids and being a mother, but mom snark is a great way to laugh off the stress.


Anne Taintor - Magnetic Stuff - Magnets Our strong and (very funny) magnets are a wonderful addition to any fridge!because puppies never have affairs with their secretaries


Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry that your decision to date a bad boy resulted in a boy treating you badly.