Haiku by a Grader.who just may be a genius. <--Except that traditional haiku relate to nature. So, yeah, this kid's clever, but there's a difference between being smart and being a smartass. (I prefer people who're both.
this is the cutest soap you will steal from a hotel. But hey -- if you took a shower with the soap, it would be gone, so what is the difference? I am sure they calculate the cost of the soap in to your room charge.