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Aren't we quite a contradiction? lol This is why Cancer is the most complex sign of the zodiac

Cancer zodiac sign Aren't we quite a contradiction? lol This is why Cancer is the most complex sign of the zodiac

that mother O_O

This older lady at work kept staring at me for like five minutes, finally she came over and said "You look like my future daughter in law" gave me a picture of her son with his number and walked away

"I was waiting for my coffee at Starbucks and a really handsome guy came next to me to order.I whispered "Daaamn" It was louder than I thought He looked at me and said "I was thinking the same thing""

"I was waiting for my coffee at Starbucks and a really handsome guy came next to me to order.I whispered "Daaamn" It was louder than I thought He looked at me and said "I was thinking the same thing""<<I WISH THAT HAPPENED TO ME

I got caught by my ex boyfriend's mom slashing his couch with a knife. When i told her he cheated she said, "slash his tires too"

That's just wrong. 😳 I got caught by my ex boyfriend's mom slashing his couch with a knife. When i told her he cheated she said, "slash his tires too":

Kids at weddings

Someone from Manchester, Illinois, US posted a whisper, which reads "At a friend's wedding. As the minister talks my son leans over and says "I think I'll have an auctioneer officiate my wedding.

I wore my joker shirt today and ran into a girl wearing a batman shirt. She and I stared at each other for the longest time....and then she said "this is my city" and I said "then prepare to watch it go up in flames". Best day ever lol

I wore my joker shirt today and ran into a girl wearing a batman shirt. She and I stared at each other for the longest time.and then she said "this is my city" and I said "then prepare to watch it go up in flames". Best day ever lol

Over 2 yrs. together, never burped in front of my fiancé. While he napped today I did dishes. Not knowing he was awake & behind me, I belched. He said "nice one!", slapped my ass, & kept walking.

Over 2 yrs. together, never burped in front of my fiancé. While he napped today I did dishes. Not knowing he was awake & behind me, I belched.", slapped my ass, & kept walking.

I asked one of my friends for his number so he could give me my crushes number... He entered my crushes number instead and I texted my crush my whole plan to asking him out.

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "I asked one of my friends for his number so he could give me my crushes number. He entered my crushes number instead and I texted my crush my whole plan to asking him out.