Everytime I wanna talk to she's always at the poop stage.
Walmart: The only place on earth where you can get a haircut, eye exam, ice cream sandwich, tires for your car, and witness a real life "What Not to Wear" episode all in one place.
Funny but I'm not crazy lol. Who moved my damn unicorn? Seriously that's not funny.
No time / no crayons
Wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation
I saw this at Hobby Lobby today, Im on a budget, I couldnt get it. But I know this direct sales company who make stuff with your own words .so I will definitly put this in my husband man cave
Free and Funny Nurses Week Ecard: Nursing Wisdom: Take life with a grain of NaCl. adding tequila and lime wedge PRN.