I laughed so hard <<<< im laughing so hard Im crying and cant breathe!<<<<<<------Oh my goodness! I can't breathe right now! Wow this is funny!
Well that took an unexpected turn! I am laughing so hard right now!
Haha so sad but true! I'm really going to eat better though. God gave me this body and I choose to take care of it to show my gratitude and appreciation to Him! Imma eat my crap cuz Satan made my body
"I'm sorry I wasn't aware this was the goddamn grandma Olympics"
The Dreary Deer: Have you ever realized that the eyebrow hair on a dog never ends. Dogs are covered in eyebrow hair. Dogs are walking eyebrows. They are eyebrows. Me: Go to sleep James
This dog got a job XD