2.9 seconds!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: It takes about seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.

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"I need a new perspective on life . or maybe just a nap. Yeah, probably just a nap." A nap can cure any number of ills.

Lol

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I may look calm, but in my head, I've punched you in the face 3 times.

Christmas Vacation Drinking Game | Little Baby Garvin

Christmas Vacation Drinking Game - Moore Family tradition to watch this movie on Christmas Eve. Oh how I miss this and how I would TOTALLY play this game!

HA!

Funny Friendship Ecard: You're only as cool as the friends you hang out with . And I'm awesome You're welcome.

Yup.

Wine Humor: What do you mean by, 'I can't believe you drank that whole bottle of wine by yourself?' What else are you supposed to do once it's opened?

Funny Confession Ecard: Some people should be very thankful that I can control the crazy. Very thankful!

And I know the facts....

I don't hold grudges. I remember facts. Actually I do hold grudges.

Late to work? Can't make it to the party? Need an excuse to get out of going to your bratty sister's mind-numbingly tedious production of "Peter Pan"? We've got you covered, with an excuse creator for every occasion.

Always Sport The Perfect Excuse With This Excuse Creator

The excuse creator. "Sorry I'm late, a British chap crapped in my gas tank"

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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store. Funny and true

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It's true. I don't have to be so sarcastic. But the world has given me so much material to work with and I wouldn't want to be wasteful. Being wasteful is irresponsible.

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