Everyday... If only my life consisted of yoga pants.... Maybe I'll become a yoga instructor....
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hate that shit..... haha "Sadly, my day requires pants..." #ecards #funny #haha #humor
sadly, my day requires pants (and probably a bra)
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sadly, most days require pants. :/
Do pajama pants count?
I hate pants days.
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That'd be nice. Then I might actually watch the debates!
So Annoying..That would def shake things up a bit!!
That would make for an interesting debate
That'd be nice to have at home
.... Yes!! Would be awesome!
Yes that would be AWESOME!!!
That would be awesome
The perfect debate!
That'd be nice.
Remember, Mommy's ass isn't fat...it's still swollen from the spankings I got when I was your age. (LOL)
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Remember, Mommy's ass isn't fat...it's still swollen from the spankings I got when I was your age.
Remember, mommy's ass isn't fat...it's still swollen from the spankings I got when I was your age.
What I'll be telling my future offspring... PUT THE FEAR OF GOD IN THEM!!! lol
Because the only thing funnier than 'fat ass' jokes is child abuse!
I should have used this line when the kids were little!!
Hahaha... thing is, you didn't get that many spankings.
I'm totally using this against my kids someday lol
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This is for everyone I unintentionally offend just by being myself. Growing up I was the sweet, good girl. Society seemed to say only the bad girls could curse, talk about sex and well...have fun. Now I know this isn't true. I'm still that same girl I was then but I just no longer filter myself. "Fuck"rolls off my tongue easily and tastes delicious in my mouth. I'll make inappropriate jokes that'd make a room full of guys blush, happily discuss sex & whatever else I wanna do!!!
this is dedicated to the birch who sped at top speed down the merge lane coming onto I90 from exit 8 only for me to shake my head no after sitting in the lane for 2 miles then the kind lady behind me let's her in and the wench gives me the finger! karma...on me for not letting her in or coming to her soon?
Oh how I wish I could say this at the most inopportune times ;-)
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What I wish I could say to a number of customers....
I am going to work this in at some point today.
my sister as a man.
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That moment when you so much shit to do, that you decide to take a nap instead = my life. #ecards
Story of my life since nursing school.
Story of my life! I love me some naps
Story of my life during finals week.
haha this was me in nursing school!
OMG this is so my life these days.
yupp, explains my life perfectly.
total college life
Naps :) #Humor
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LOL! I do love red, white & blue...but never thought of this!
Never thought about it that way! SO true hahaha
red white & blue. I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.
never thought of this but yep so true lol
never thought of this. so true though.
giggles ~ funny ecard!
NOT SO FUNNY truth
E-Cards of Life
yes. and yes.
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Funny Weekend Ecard: Being asked if I want another drink is like being asked if I want money.
Yes, yes, all the time yes. #funny #humor
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My life in a nutshell. Lol
um yes. yes. my life
story of my life...
Haha so true
also my life
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'Oh, I'm a Pacifist, alright. I'm about to pass a fist across your face.'
hee hee...I don't know why these slap a bitch ones are so funny to me.
Haha - Some days, some people make me feel like this!!
I'm about to pass a fist across your face! Lol
This just put a big old smile in my face.
pass my fist across your face!!
A fist across your face
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Funny Confession Ecard: How to win her love: 1. hold doors. 2. tell her shes beautiful. 3. make her laugh. 4. be confident. 5. pull her hair smack her ass. @Lin Hsieh pull her hair witty-words-entertainment
1) That's nice. 2) Mmhmm 3) I love to laugh 4) Confidence is sexy. 5) All the time please. :)
Most important #5. pull her hair smack her ass.
win her love giggle
Art hahaha giggles
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Nothing faster than the speed of light. False. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. Don't know why this strikes me as so funny.
Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. False. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. @Kat Ellis McGraw @Amy Lyons Lyons Lott @Shannon Bellanca Bellanca Sieber There really is an ecard for that!
Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat.
#funny #lol #funnystuff
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I think I'll start sending this eCard to some of the members I deal with at work. Seriously can't stop laughing!! Can't. Stop. Laughing!
"Would you like some sun? Cause your shady!" I laughed at this, but bad grammar isn't funny
this made me laugh out loud....don't like shady people or when people are shady
still laughing at this one...i know some people who could use some sun :)
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Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN... against tables, floors, walls and ugly people! Lol!!
ecards, wine makes you lean.
Funny Confession Ecard: Wine
I'm going to use proper grammar on you until your clothes simply fall off.
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I'm going to use proper grammar on you until your clothes simply fall off. If only it worked that way.
I'm going to use proper grammar on you until your clothes simply fall off. | Via Someecards ... Quite possibly a line a guy can use on me.
Funny Flirting Ecard: Im going to use proper grammar on you until your clothes simply fall off.
You know you have the best boyfriend ever when you get this sent to you.
The power of proper grammar! :)
This could totally work.
This is a thing, right?
Grammar Policing! Ha!
Funny Reminders Ecard: I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
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Wasn't sure if I should put this on my "Funny Stuff" board or my "True" board, lol
like a fucking lady..Bitches
As a matter of fact...
Exactly- well said!
On being a Lady!
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21st Birthday Weekend Extravaganza!!!!
:) its my birthday weekend betches!!!
saving this for my 21st birthday ;)
Cause it's my birthday weekend!
HAHA college problems
college problems =)
21st birthday ;)
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Funny Friendship Ecard: Maybe it's the booze talking, but I want you to know I love booze.
Maybe it's the booze talking, but I want you to know I love booze. @Layla Hicks
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It's probably the booze talking @Carolina Márquez
boozy booze booze. hahaha love this!
booze hounds @Lynn Nugent @Stepher
It's probably the booze talking
I'm loving some e-cards ...
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this definitely applies to some people in my life... hahah
This makes me think of some people..
For some people, this is so true.
this is i feel about some people.
Haha so true for some people...
Lol, this is so funny.
I can relate
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Truth! I hate when people like their own status. Umm...we know you like it. Hello, you posted it!
This is a major pet peeve of mine - people who "like" their own status or photo on fb!
Truth! The Party Goddess! Marley Majcher ThePartyGoddess.com #quote #humor #facebook
Lmao. I like alot of my statuses. So this is true.
hahahahaha made me giggle
A legend in my own mind.
Funny! / Truth!
DuH Truth! =)
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
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this just screams a certain co-workers of mine :) @Donna Farone knows who i'm talking about haha
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence. Reminds me Of a specific co-worker!
For my co-worker-we all know who it is!!! lol
LOLOLOL Perfect for a few of my co-workers
I wish I could tell my co-worker this..lol
For My Co - Worker...He knows who he is...
For my co-worker three cubes down.
This esp applies to co-workers
alot of my co workers lol
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lolololololololol makes me think of some girls at our school.
This describes soo many girls on facebook
lmao...that is aweful, but still so funny
That's some funny shit.
facebook check in
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This is my friend and me back at Discover Card!!
Reminds me of me and my best friends haha
Bikini season over. Bring on the oversized comfy clothes!