hate that shit..... haha "Sadly, my day requires pants..." #ecards #funny #haha #humor
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It's always a sad day when you're forced to wear pants.
'tis a real pity. Story of my life.
sadly, my day requires pants.
I long for no pants days!
Do pajama pants count?
haha. I hate pants.
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Exactly... maybe a little electric jolt to the lie buzzer? Nothing to serious, just invisible dog fence kinda shock, harmless...
Please! That would be far more effective! Some people buy the lies and never check. :(
Better yet-----an electrical shock when the lie!!!!
Next time? (This is actually a REALLY good idea.)
That would definitely shake things up a bit.
That would be awesome
That'd be nice
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This is for everyone I unintentionally offend just by being myself. Growing up I was the sweet, good girl. Society seemed to say only the bad girls could curse, talk about sex and well...have fun. Now I know this isn't true. I'm still that same girl I was then but I just no longer filter myself. "Fuck"rolls off my tongue easily and tastes delicious in my mouth. I'll make inappropriate jokes that'd make a room full of guys blush, happily discuss sex & whatever else I wanna do!!!
this is dedicated to the birch who sped at top speed down the merge lane coming onto I90 from exit 8 only for me to shake my head no after sitting in the lane for 2 miles then the kind lady behind me let's her in and the wench gives me the finger! karma...on me for not letting her in or coming to her soon?
Oh how I wish I could say this at the most inopportune times ;-)
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What I wish I could say to a number of customers....
I am going to work this in at some point today.
my sister as a man.
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Like during finals week...because the stress is just overwhelming
Story of my life since nursing school.
Story of my life during finals week.
Sums up my life in nursing school
My life every weekend, lol
everyday of my life, what?
story of my college life
This defines my life.
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That is so true! Never thought about it that way! LOL
Haha never thought of it like that but so true :P
Never thought about it that way! SO true hahaha
red white & blue. I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.
never thought of this. so true though.
The truth is sometimes so funny.
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giggles ~ funny ecard!
yes. and yes.
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Funny Weekend Ecard: Being asked if I want another drink is like being asked if I want money.
Yes, yes, all the time yes. @Melissa Squires Squires Squires Mummey Fracassini
Yes, yes, all the time yes. #funny #humor
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Haha so true!
also my life
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hee hee...I don't know why these slap a bitch ones are so funny to me.
Haha - Some days, some people make me feel like this!!
hahahahahahahahahaha some people need it
Reminded me of some people I know.
story of my life lately lmao
Hahaha. Everyday of my life!
You better DUCK...
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1) That's nice. 2) Mmhmm 3) I love to laugh 4) Confidence is sexy. 5) All the time please. :)
A pool that looks like the beach! I WANT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for-a-giggle
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Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. False. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat.
Nothing faster than the speed of light. False. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. Don't know why this strikes me as so funny.
Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. False. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. http://@Kat Ellis McGraw http://@Amy Lyons Lyons Lott http://@Shannon Bellanca Bellanca Sieber There really is an ecard for that!
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Every girl...every weekend
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I think I'll start sending this eCard to some of the members I deal with at work. Seriously can't stop laughing!! Can't. Stop. Laughing!
still laughing at this one...i know some people who could use some sun :)
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excuse the language...but shady people suck.
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for the shady bitches hahaaha!!!!!1
Made me giggle
“Would You Like Some Sun? Cause You’re Shady As Fuck…”
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"Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN... (against tables, floors, walls and ugly people)." - YOUR ECARDS - funny
I LOVE this!!! Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN... (against tables, floors, walls and ugly people.).
"Lean on me... when you're not strong.. I'll be your friend!" -Wine
Story of my life. When I start leaning, it's a sign.
against tables, floors, walls and ugly people! Lol!!
What happens when you drink wine
lol. so funny
I'm going to use proper grammar on you until your clothes simply fall off.
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Nothing's more of a turn off than incorrect grammar and spelling . They're, there, their, to, too, two...
I'm going to use proper grammar on you until your clothes simply fall off. @Sarah Chintomby Chintomby Chintomby Macias
You know you have the best boyfriend ever when you get this sent to you.
Oh, the power of proper grammar :) Bryan would say this!
Proper grammar makes my clothes simply fall off.
I'm going to use proper grammar on you
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Proper Grammar LOL
"I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady." Well, personally, I am not big on spewing OR enunciating profanities, but this was great for a bawdy laugh!
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I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady. I need to make this into a pillow. Stat.
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Wasn't sure if I should put this on my "Funny Stuff" board or my "True" board, lol
Duh. Profanity and being a lady
Totally me... LOL!
this is my life.
Hahah, lady like
haha, so true!
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I feel like this almost every weekend!
Pretty sure it comes on every weekend
It's on just about every weekend ahh!
saving this for my 21st birthday ;)
Hahaha... Almost every weekend :)
I feel it is every weekend!
How I feel every weekend.
Basically every weekend
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Funny Friendship Ecard: Maybe it's the booze talking, but I want you to know I love booze.
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Maybe it's the booze talking, but I want you to know I love booze. @samstanky32
boozy booze booze lol
:) yess i do
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I'm loving some e-cards ...
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this definitely applies to some people in my life... hahah
some people i went to high school with...
i feel this way about some people
this is i feel about some people.
ha most people in high school
Reminds me of some people
happens all the time...
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Truth! I hate when people like their own status. Umm...we know you like it. Hello, you posted it!
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Why does FB even give me the option to "like" my own status ? Of course I like...
i actually really hate when people like their own status
Lmao. I like alot of my statuses. So this is true.
hahahahaha made me giggle
Funny! / Truth!
DuH Truth! =)
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
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Nothing brightens up a room like your absence. Reminds me Of a specific co-worker!
LOLOLOL Perfect for a few of my co-workers
For My Co - Worker...He knows who he is...
For my co-worker the cookie monster :)
For my co-worker two cubes down.
alot of my co workers lol
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lolololololololol makes me think of some girls at our school.
Bahahaha I know a girl...
That's some funny shit.
to all you hoes! hahah
I know some girls...
facebook check in
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This is my friend and me back at Discover Card!!
Reminds me of me and my best friends haha
Oh my gosh! This is so true!!!