"Real life Dumbo" - more like photoshopped Dumbo. The ears have been enlarged and twisted around (you can see how they really attach on the big elephants), and it's been lifted off the ground. In real life, elephants can't jump (and certainly not fly).
Michael Vick Chew Toy - It's despicable the Philadelphia Eagles hired dog abuser Michael Vick as a quarterback. I'm getting this Michael Vick chew dog for our golden doodle, Farkas. Farkas, bite off Vick's head. That's a good boy!