Haha, sad but true
This is so my Ozman!! Haha
It's Spring, we got so excited, we wet our plants.
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And every other spray men use!
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Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.
Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem.
At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.
Jokes on them, I don't do it I just pin it for future references in case I ever get the urge!
funny and true!
A(nother) New Beginning | Fall Down Seven
I legit do this whenever I send a text when I'm at home...
I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner.