"You can choose to live your life with the joy of the front row or solemness of the third row."

You can choose to live your life with the joy of the front row or solemness of the third row. The choice is yours. That's me in the front row with my joy. Those are my coworkers in the third row. Every day is a struggle to keep them from killing my joy.

Pretty much sums it up. :)

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. Too funny


That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. This happens A LOT in my house.my kids love to dance (just watch out for random dinosaurs!

Song Lyrics

more like I can't remember anything from high school, college or work orientations. But I always remember song lyrics. The other of my brain is useless movie trivia.

Helpful like that

See, I'm not a grammar Nazi. I just feel bad that people weren't as gifted with spelling as I am.

Funny.  I shave daily, but that's because I hate pants.

The best time wasting materials

Should you shave your legs? Hairy legs and jammies. Haha so true, I only put jammies on for my real friends. I'm never caught with hairy legs though ;


Why I hate dentists.

let me stab your gums and see how much you bleed then floss your teeth and see if you enjoy it while saying '*sigh* doc! you need to floss more so you dont bleed like this!

The Problem with First World Problems We laugh at first world problems because they’re hilarious and because they aren't real problems. But when I sit down and think about it, first world problems are.

So true

how I feel about working out, literally in every way this is me all the way down to the gangster rap crunches