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Joe: You look like crap! Me: Thanks, Jerk! Joe: You're sick, you texted me and told me you looked like crap. Me: You're supposed to tell me that I am beautiful no matter how sick I am. Joe: You are Beautiful, always. Me: And you, sir, are still a jerk.

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There's no use crying over spilled milk... unless it's been slowly dripping from a sippy cup under a seat in your minivan since the summer.

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LOL. Nicole, does Justin know this is part of his job description? Dad will officially have no one to kill the spiders for.

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