Haha

Haha

That can't be accurate, right?

That can't be accurate, right?

True

When people complain about my driving…

It's a place where this pickup line CAN work 100 percent of the time. | 21 'Murica Memes To Keep Your Patriotism Flowing

It's a place where this pickup line CAN work 100 percent of the time. | 21 'Murica Memes To Keep Your Patriotism Flowing

xD

Can’t Find The Difference

25 Puns So Terrible They Should Be Made Illegal

25 Puns So Terrible They Should Be Made Illegal

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I do give a shit, so I must be dealing well.

This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat. (I must admit, I love salad, but when that is all that you are allowed to eat, they do become a bit boring. Sorry Salad).

Funny Workplace Ecard: It's too bad that having a job which sucks the life out of you doesn't also suck the fat from your ass.

Funny Workplace Ecard: It's too bad that having a job which sucks the life out of you doesn't also suck the fat from your ass.

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Stuffed crust pizza wins every time!

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