That can't be accurate, right?
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I do give a shit, so I must be dealing well.
This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat. (I must admit, I love salad, but when that is all that you are allowed to eat, they do become a bit boring. Sorry Salad).
Funny Workplace Ecard: It's too bad that having a job which sucks the life out of you doesn't also suck the fat from your ass.
Stuffed crust pizza wins every time!