Some days it feels a little bit more like hostage negotiating with a band of druken bi-polar pirates than actual parenting
I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.
Insanity does not run in my family....
Esquire pin-up, “Calamity”, 1947 Illustration by Ben-Hur Baz
I'm not always sarcastic, sometimes I'm sleeping..
Lady Violet, Downton Abbey
"Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when do ya wanna meet up?"