Some days it feels a little bit more like hostage negotiating with a band of druken bi-polar pirates than actual parenting

Some days it feels a little bit more like hostage negotiating with a band of druken bi-polar pirates than actual parenting

I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

Cowgirl Cards - You Don't Have Bigger Balls Than Me - Mine Had To Be Put On My Chest To Avoid Chafing - 5x7 Blank Inside

"Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when do ya wanna meet up?"

"Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when do ya wanna meet up?"

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