ok, this is becoming my life motto!so. i am concentrated awesome :D lol Love it!
my bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so i stayed home to take care of it. I'm staying home to take care of it all the time!
More like, Shorts: If they are so short that it looks like your vagina is trying to eat them, they may not be for you or you may need to get longer shorts.
"I am proficient in 3 languages--English, Sarcasm, and Profanity." Your eCards
Funny Confession Ecard: All I want for Christmas is you. just kidding. get me a new tattoo. YES!
Gracie told her friend that her mom makes her & the boys clean so their house stays neat, lol!
Nothing says class more than a woman who keeps her cell phone in her bra. hahahahaha Lofton - we so classy!
Funny Confession Ecard: No I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future. (My Life)
Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps. Swimmers have special rights though. If youre not a swimmer.
Funny pictures about Celebrating parents' anniversary with Nicolas Cage faces. Oh, and cool pics about Celebrating parents' anniversary with Nicolas Cage faces. Also, Celebrating parents' anniversary with Nicolas Cage faces.
This is kind of bitchy but a little funny too.Funny Encouragement Ecard: You really don't have to tell me that you don't like my tattoos. Your opinion never crossed my mind when I chose to get them.
Free, Confession Ecard: That moment you catch a glimpse of your tattoos in a mirror and think to yourself, "Yeah. you's a bad bitch.
Funny Baby Ecard: Living alone is so lonely. 'Maybe I should have a baby' Said no one ever.
ecard: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes. (So it is possible to read in sarcasm.
Funny Confession Ecard: If a woman is bad at parking, it's only because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.
so true, life is short, also you always hear live in the moment if somebody wants a tattoo in the moment, who cares if the regret it later. at least they wont regret NOT getting one.
christmas cocktails instead of christmas cookies
Funny Friendship Ecard: Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. Minus the alcohol. My friends are crazy enough without adding THAT!
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.
Funny Weekend Ecard: Outta the way, world. I've got my sassy pants on today. (Too funny!