This is funny but true! I don't have a care! In fact, to quote a very wise man, "I can't tell you how much I don't care!" :)

This is my daily allowance of fucks. Oops, sorry, cup's empty. Better luck next time!

If you're crazy and you know it, shake your meds e-card

If youre crazy and you know it shake your meds! If youre crazy and you know it shake your meds! If youre crazy and you know it then your eyes will surely show it, if youre crazy and you know it shake your meds

I need a vacation. And by 'vacation' I mean I need to move away and find a new job. On a beach. With rum.

I need a vacation. And by 'vacation' I mean I need to move away and find a new job. On a beach. With rum. a permanent staycation somewhere new. with lots and LOTS of rum.

Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. #ecard

Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. BAHAHAHA ALL THE TIME!

If I drunk text you and you're sleeping... don't text me in the morning. That ship has sailed.

If I drunk text you and you're sleeping. don't text me in the morning. That ship has sailed. Haha, but seriously.

The 19 Best Cards To Send To Someone Who Hates Their Job - BuzzFeed Mobile

I don't hate my job (most of the time) but these are hilarious! The 19 Best Cards To Send To Someone Who Hates Their Job

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The quickest way for a mother to get her children's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.or get on the phone.

whoever made this, thank you!! Oh I guess everyone has that friend haha

Funny Reminders Ecard: Everyone Knows you are just One positive ' I love my life ' Status away from a nervous breakdown.

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