it's a public service, really.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm hysterical and brilliant, but not a size had to be fair.


What would you wish upon your enemies

The Nice Person's Revenge: No actual harm. -- this is truly all I can wish on my enemies, I don't have the heart to wish something horribly awful on them.yes I have enemies.

Omg yes! Minions! :)

Coolest Homemade Minions Costume

Sometimes I Take Baths Because It's Hard To Drink Wine In The Shower Wood Sign 12x12 Funny Wine Sign on Etsy, $28.00

Sometimes I Take Baths Because It's Hard To Drink Wine In The Shower Wood Sign funny wine sign by NotTooShabbyChicHome on Etsy

haha...except that's not an option for good teachers! We must be productive or be eaten alive by the little ones!

Morning coffee (39 photos)

There comes a point in the work day when you know you're no longer going to be productive. That moment for me was AM

This is sooooo me, but that's okay!! A friend said it's not how fast you run or how pretty you look, as long as you "do it"!!

Running Program for Absolute Beginners

Pretty much...

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 11 months from now. Because I'm a woman, and we never forget anything. Ever.

Hahaha! I do this all the time. :P

Yes, I'm vacuuming and singing while the kids try and watch a movie. They need to learn that it sucks to have quiet time interrupted.

And chasing a 16 month old who doesn't stop moving for 5 seconds? Didn't think so!

Free, Baby Ecard: Yes, please whine to me about how tired you are today. Are you growing a human? I didn't think so. Now shut the hell up.

Moms do it ALL. i-heart-the-internet-you-know-cuz-it-s-funny-and-s

You Wish Your Bar Mitzvah Was This Fabulous