“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”   -Tina Fey

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” -Tina Fey

Anyone else?

Why it's so hard to put down the book and go to bed already

What Your Children NEED to Hear - okay, so eeeeverrry day is pretty optimistic - but good words to tell yr kids whenever.

What Your Children NEED to Hear - okay, so eeeeverrry day is pretty optimistic - but good words to tell yr kids whenever.

Pinterest
Search