Tina Fey has a way of making me laugh and cry all at the same time.

Absolutely perfect.

Tina Fey has a way of making me laugh and cry all at the same time.

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”   -Tina Fey, Bossypants

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” -Tina Fey, Bossypants

Whether you see your glass half-empty or half-full it doesnt matter. You did NOT pour enough wine into your glass. Start over.

Whether you see your glass half-empty or half-full it doesnt matter. You did NOT pour enough wine into your glass. Start over.

The creepiest things kids say to their parents…because when kids talk, it can be terrifying....the butt plug one is pretty funny!!!

The creepiest things kids say to their parents…

The creepiest things kids say to their parents…because when kids talk, it can be terrifying....the butt plug one is pretty funny!!!

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