Funny Confession Ecard: I was dropped as a baby, into a pool of awesomeness and glitter.

@Kris Price

All my friends are pinning weddings and babies. and I'm over here pinning tattoos and weird shit that makes me giggle and things for my FUTURE baby.


When my daughters were toddlers I got asked all the time how I was able to do everything. I loved being super mom


I have some haters out there that I will prove wrong.Sometimes I feel like giving up, then I remember I have a lot of motherfuckers to prove wrong.

My dog.

"The right man will love you unconditionally, will be loyal and always happy to see you.Oh wait. That's my dog. My dog does that. Love my puppy!

Yes. Hahaha.

Hahahahahaha yesss but then again I think it's bc I'm prego and my hormones are crazy!

@Kris Price

Funny Friendship Ecard: I feel bad for people who aren't us. We are some hilarious mother fuckers.


Funny Family Ecard: Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway.

Thinking about inking?

A diagram concerning where to 'ink', and what to expect. It lists types of tattoo art, places, and effects on skin. This is exactly the sort of thing that inspires art. Just skin art in this case.


If my future children are half as stubborn as I am, I will be saying this to them


A strong women is one who feels deeply and loves fiercely. Her tears flow just as abundantly as her laugher. A strong woman is both soft and powerful, she is both practical and spiritual. A strong women in her essence is a gift to the word.

e-cards: Oh, honey, you're just offended because what they said applied to you.

True Story!

Funny Wedding Ecard: I'm waiting to get married until my age group's first batch of divorces.

I want to get to where I am that comfortable with myself. I'm going to start by being myself around one person at a time.

Steve Maraboli quote: There is nothing more rare, nor more beautiful than a woman being unapologetically herself, comfortable in her perfect imperfection. To me that is the true essence of beauty.