Hi honey, I'm just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner. Ok. Byeeee.

Funny Confession Ecard: Hi honey, I'm just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner.

Just so everyone knows if you are outside you are fair game. Some of my favorites so far have been the butt crack  lady, sword lady and the lady that rode the train in only her slip. Half the time I don't even pretend I'm not taking a picture.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not a stalker, I just like to secretly take pictures of people with my iPhone so I can text them to my friend and have a good laugh. Marquez this is totally you!

Who will it be?!

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel that they're panicked over who's getting cut from the team.

Love, nurturing, and dysfunction, plus more funny laughs for moms and dads on the blog!

This Week's Funny Stuff, 3/14

LOL - "I plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you funny." This is totally my parenting plan. Sam will be amazingly funny if Jim and I have anything to do with it.

Birds. Sounds good.

They're happy birds that live in happy trees! I love Bob Ross aka the happy painter

That's one reason I prefer texts or email.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: No, this isn't an inconvenient time. It always sounds like my kids are killing a cat in my house.

Hah ha I love how when we got a suburban all four of us sat in the back so mom couldn't reach us lol

Funny Family Ecard: You’re not truly a parent till you’ve swatted blindly into the back seat of the car, hoping to connect with a kid.


Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Why do people say they're having a tuna-fish sandwich? No one ever says they're having a chicken-bird sandwich.

Now...that's funny...

I'm actually old enough to know that this isn't a tupperware container. It's a canister that we used to use to store camera film.

Oh my gosh! So true. I'm pretty sure that would have given me nightmares as a child and I wasn't scared of anything

It doesn't matter if you've been naughty or nice.that creepy Elf on the Shelf is going to kill you one night while you're sleeping!lol he is kinda creepy but the kids love him

The Neighbors Have Better Stuff Doormat

The Neighbors Have Better Stuff Doormat from Reed Wilson Design and Bourbon & Boots - this is too funny