For sale in Central Texas (Limestone County)! - Lovely custom home on beautiful 4.5 acres with scenic views. This two story home has 5 bedroom and 4 baths. Fabulous kitchen open to family room and dining room. Two covered porches for great outdoor living. Storage spaces galore. Ideal for extended family living!
Dog: What is it? Me: It's a tree. Dog: Can I eat it? Dog: *stares blankly* Me: What? Dog: I'm gonna eat it. Me: Once your ass gets a stomach ache I'm gonna let you stay there and grovel in pain because you should have listened.