Basic Vanilla Pizzelles Recipe. I found a pizzelle press at my local Goodwill for .99! If you keep your eyes open at second hand stores you can find really nice ones. They are easy, low ingredients, and super delicious. My kids LOVE these.
"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."