I don't pretend to be anything I am not... Except for sober, I've pretended to be sober a few times.
Oh, you goats. (Ziegen sind einfach klasse!)
I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Definitely carbs.. I be hangry!!! :p
Margaritas are life!! Funny workout sayings , memes, and great gym outfits for those who love fitness!
Momster… What happens after she finishes counting to three
Sarcasm...I sprinkle that shit on everything!
.im dying right now omg
SO great. Puns are soothing to the soul!