I don't need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy foods out of my hand.

I don't need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy foods out of my hand.

me

This is me. I feel guilty about it so I water our grass. I'm cleaning out my car in case anyone needs 27 half empty bottles of water

I have a terrible sleeping disorder. It's called reading.

I have a terrible sleeping disorder. It's called reading.

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