“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”   -Tina Fey.

dropyouranchors: “sierrakkusterbeck: ““ “Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall.

brilliant! LOL!

Ive gotta remember this!

;-)

and amen. I HATE spiders

Funniest white elephant gift ever!

Cute Thing: Muffin Tops Baking Cups.

Nos gustan los vaqueros y los Muffins. Muffin Tops Baking Cups are too funny and everyone on the team got a laugh ) PD

Rare to see such a fun expression in a picture from the 1800's

Rare to see such a funny expression in a picture from the Cute. I think the reason old photos are so creepy is because no one had expressions. Expressions just make the photos more relatable.

I know you had lots of Birthday wishes yesterday%2C but who is thinking of you today%3F Me%2C that's who. Happy Belated Birthday | Birthday Ecard

Free and Funny Birthday Ecard: Happy Belated** Birthday! *belated: (adj.

This guy takes a picture every time his son cries, then posts why he is crying. Hilarious. LMAO

This guy takes a picture every time his son cries, then posts why he is crying. This guy takes a picture every time his son cries, then posts why he is crying. Totally my life x 2

Funny Pictures Of The Day - 36 Pics

Seems most of the country is having a sale, off or end of season sale yet is that one or two new items in your wardrobe going to give you a fresh new look? We can already hear you say &

There's a funny Stop sign near my house that says "Hammertime" under it. It always makes me smile and remember when "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer was a huge hit. Apparently there are quite a few Stop signs with graffiti pertaining to song lyrics.

DONE ! Remaking a picture years later Hilarious! Super cute!

Same Photo 20 Years Later. A Mom and her three boys decided to take the same photo 20 years later for their father’s birthday present… Like if you love the idea!

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A bunch of funny text messages. Screen captures of text message fails, auto correct and more. So funny.

Ik beken ;)

Big boob problem at the beach.

totally

Nothing made you happier than seeing this when walking into a classroom as a kid. And now as a teacher nothing makes me happier than seeing this in my classroom still!

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"Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos!" ~Yep, that's my life!

Birthday funny card

best bday card ever!

20 Signs You're a Mom of Boys http://www.ivillage.com/mom-boys/6-a-542587

22 signs you're a mom of boys

22 Signs You're a Mom of Boys. Lets not limit only to boys, Ella likes to climb trees,play ball, and out do the boys. visits are a bi-annual event. THANKS JOHNATHAN!

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