"Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the waist of a nine-year-old boy, and the arms of Michelle Obama. The only person close to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling."   - Tina Fey

"Every girl is expected to have c aucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Ecard: Well aren't you just a fun little lollipop triple dipped in psycho. Hahahahaha I so know people this reminds me of!

Well put :)

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I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now. -Edna Mode, The Incredibles one of my favorite characters from this movie

yes!

A quietman is a thinking man. A quiet women is usually mad. And if the man would think a little louder and speak to hiS women while thinkinggg out loudddd.he is Then the man, that should think about his women first.

Psalm 46:10

Be still & know that I am God. Be still & know that I am. Be still & know. Be still.

Aristotle

It is a mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it – Aristotle quote. Related posts: Entertain a clown… Mark Twain Quote Mark Twain Quote Mark Twain Quotes

If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.

I believe this with all my heart and am so grateful for the college professor who explained elementary math simply enough that I finally got it! It is my goal with every new math concept.

Truth.

I always buy another book when I still have one to read. I have more unread books than read books because I can't keep up with myself. I can't just buy one when I go to the bookstore

Fight the power!!

"If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room." - be a mosquito for your causes!

Somedays...

I wear a lovely shade daily. Most of the time it's not bitch though.

Introvert

Mental Health: Introverts - Gains Energy and Renewal from Time Spent Alone - Majority of People are Introverted vs Extroverted - 27 Problems Only Introverts Will Understand - Article provides Humored Truths for Many - A little Balance is Key though.

This needs to be in my kitchen!

I really, really, really, need to remember this. How to really love a child. I love this and each saying is so true. Sark is amazing.

First u take the mallow...

Hey, Smalls, you wanna s'more? Smalls: Some more of what? Ham Porter: No, do you wanna s'more? Smalls: I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?

First u take the mallow...

Hey, Smalls, you wanna s'more? Smalls: Some more of what? Ham Porter: No, do you wanna s'more? Smalls: I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?

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