"Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, and the arms of Michelle Obama. The only person close to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling."    - Tina Fey ♥

"Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, and the arms of Michelle Obama. The only person close to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling." - Tina Fey ♥

Put $1 in the jar every time you work out. Set a goal for yourself (say $100) then use that to treat yourself with a new outfit or a massage :)

Put $1 in the jar every time you work out. Set a goal for yourself (say $100) then use that to treat yourself with a new outfit or a massage :)

"Malibooty" Workout LOVE THIS!! It actually works. All you need to do is increase by 10 every 3 days .. You will really feel it the next day !!!

"Malibooty" Workout LOVE THIS!! It actually works. All you need to do is increase by 10 every 3 days .. You will really feel it the next day !!!

Hmm... Not sure if this is legal... Every workout video you could ever want online, including Insanity and 30 day shred. This is a golden pin.

Hmm... Not sure if this is legal... Every workout video you could ever want online, including Insanity and 30 day shred. This is a golden pin.

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