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I am an artist. This means i live in a perverse fantasy world with unrealistic expectations. Thank you for understanding....So TRUE!
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"Artist: lives in a perverse fantasy world with UNREALISTIC expectations." I have found why it is that I expect so much of this world and it's inhabitants.
I am an artist. This means I live in a perverse fantasy world with unrealistic expectations. Thank you for understanding. and perverse means: (of a person or their actions) Showing a deliberate and obstinate desire to behave in a way that is unreasonable or unacceptable, often...
I am an artist this means I live in a perverse fantasy world with unrealistic expectations... haha so true!
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A new #tattoo design #tattoo patterns
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My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside where it's warm. So true here in ohio today. -7 degrees
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside where it's warm. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside where it's warm. ((This is so true.... I love playing outside w/ the kids.... but I sure do hate the cold. I'm always ready to go in when they are!! LOL))
Free, Confession Ecard: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside where it's warm.
I hate cold weather!!
Funny Pictures with Captions | ... True Story! Your life could always be worse. funny captions
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True Story. Totally makes me feel better lol.
True Story.... love that guy!
Im awesome true story
True Story lol
True Story (25 photos)
Go feminism! why is it okay for men to flaunt their bodies but we are seen as something horrible when we do?! double standard much. It's the same body part. Just one of them has more mass and one lactates. Big deal.
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Heaven forbid you see a part of a woman's body while it's not being fetishized or taken advantage of! That would be ridiculous!
Go feminism! why is it okay for men to flaunt their bodies but we are seen as something horrible when we do?! double standard much..
Fahbulously "DOUBLE STANDARD" defined here. Of course you could also look at it like the muscle vs nurture of man and woman. If you ever experience elderly people at a nude beach though, you may consider the social invention of clothing as beneficial for the impulsivities of society today.
Anyone else feel like this is a weird double standard? What exactly is so offensive about female nipples? I understand that we cover our vaginas and penises in public. Those are the things we pee with and have sex with. Boobs, however, serve no sexual or uncleanly purpose. Why are we so obsessed with them and why must we hide them? We are literally hiding them only because they separate us from men.
Talk about double standards! relax it's fine. . . those are man nipples
yup...you are correct ecard
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you're a big scoop of awesomeness, covered with nerd, sprinkled with bad ass, and topped off with a big dollup of fucking hot
Couldn't have said it better myself... (Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston)
This may just be the most accurate description of my husband ever!
I hope my future boyfriend thinks this of me...
Such kind words! Thanks Eva!! :3 lol
Norman Reedus everybody.
My man, all the way
The. Perfect. Man.
Such kind words!
Helen Keller and her adorable pitbull- that is a boston terrier not a pit bull. Boston terriers were originally used for fighting.
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Helen Keller with her pit bull, Maggie.- I truely love this because here there are people who see pitbulls and think they are such vicious animals. Helen Keller was blind and deaf, she had no judgment, she loved the dog no matter what breed it was.
Helen Keller with her pit bull, Maggie.- I truely love this because here there are people who see pitbulls and think they are such vicious animals. Helen Keller was blind and deaf, she had no judgment, she loved the dog no matter what breed it was. sometimes i wish people would realize that its not the breed thats cruel, its themselves.
Helen Keller and her cat Mittens. - I don't know why I found this so funny, but I about spit my coffee across the room
(She was blind and "death?"!!) Helen Keller with her pit bull, Maggie.- I truely love this because here there are people who see pitbulls and think they are such vicious animals.
Helen Keller and her beloved CAT, "Mittens!" This should NOT be so funny... But it is! :)
Helen Keller and her pit bull Sir Thomas--- Sir thomas was a Boston terrier!!!
I 'm going to hell.... Lol
This is some funny stuff.
Sunday Poat Roast
I'm laughing so hard at this right now. I should send this to my mother, she is a huge Sean Connery fan...although, on second thought...
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"So, a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the job but your mom is a whore." - Sean Connery #Tumblr
Mmm, yes, well... I don't know the question, Alex. But the answer is...Your mother's a whore! Best SNL skit EVER!!!!
Celebrity Jeopardy + Sean Connery = pure awesomeness........I KNOW ITS CRUDE BUT SOME THINK ITS HILARIOUS !!!
HA H HAA HA!! Sean Connery on Celebrity Jeopardy! Best SNL skit!
I'm having a giggle fit over this.
Sean Connery, you so funny.
Omg! Sad thing is that actually applies to some people..I just hope not mine :)
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I'm laughing so hard. I wonder if when my kids throw a fit ppl think this
I nothing you, haha, some of these ecards are so funny
You no es Love me... | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com
Hahaha...this is my life! Before our first horse.
This is so bad but I laughed really hard anyway:P
exactly how i feel about some people.
Funny stuff @Leslee Voris
Still laughing out loud!
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You want to know what it’s like having a fourth kid? Imagine you’re drowning. Then someone hands you a baby.
Soooooo funny and soooo true! That's exactly what it feels like! I was pregnant with #5 the first time I heard him do that bit. I laughed so hard that I started having contractions. I had to stop and restart the show 3 times. You gotta see Jim Gaffigan's Mr. Universe on Netflix.
So funny and so true.... even with 3! Jim Gaffigan - "Mr. Universe" Netflix
Another gem from Jim Gaffigan. Thanks Jim! From the fourth kid ;)
This made me giggle. Had to repin.
Fourth kid (Jim Gaffigan)
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Funny Picture Dump Of The Day – 30 Pics
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LOL wow that's the best line because there's so much truth in it....I'm with ya kjennings
Dump A Day Funny Picture Dump Of The Day - 30 Pics
Dump A Day Random Funny Pictures - 61 Pics
omg, I could not stop laughing at this!
...and a small business owning lesbian.
Random Funny Pictures – 61 Pics
Funny Picture Dump Of The Day
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MetalJesus ~My raised-Catholic Metalhead husband will love this! ~NK~
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One of many fantastic comic strips featuring record-related content at http://www.dj-rooms.com/15-comics-with-vinyl-records/
www.deejheftleft.com follow: @deejheftleftcomOne of many fantastic comic strips featuring record-related content at http://www.dj-rooms.com/15-comics-with-vinyl-records/
Can't compete with Led Zeppelin of course! :-)
Music means everything, vintage comics
I can't help it. Music is my life
can"t compete with led zep
I can´t help!
Music = life
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Look officer, I'm just saying if you caught me then you were obviously speeding too. | Courtesy Hello Ecard | someecards.com
Look officer, I'm just saying, if you caught me then you were obviously speeding too. . ecard jokes humor funny hilarious LOL haha hahaha
LMAO so true...I have a friend who deals with this all the time. I be trying to let her know thats all it takes
Don't know why, but this made me giggle.
#scooters #motorcycles #wind #vagina
Collection Of Funniest E-cards
Haha funny shit!
Oh My Freaking Stars!: Scooters & Men
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How about therapy AND screaming FUCK?!
#fuck lol this quote made me giggle
It's the truth! @Adrian Frix
Cheaper therapy lol
Ha ha, so true!!
Haha So true
One of my favorite things Louis C.K. has ever said
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Don’t text or twitter during the show. Just live your life. Don’t keep telling people what you’re doing… Also it lights up your big dumb face. ~Louis C.K. #funny #life #humor #quotes
"Don't text or twitter during the show. Just live your life. Don't keep telling people what you're doing... Also it lights up your dumb face." - Louis C.K. (Also add take photos and update Facebook)
4. Tame Your #Texting - 7 Surprisingly #Inspirational Louis CK #Quotes ... → #Inspiration #Boredom
"It lights up your big dumb face" hahaha!
...it lights up your big, dumb face.
The Funniest Louis CK Quotes Ever
Louis C.K. on your big dumb face
Big dumb face
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I didn't choose the Dalí Life, the Dalí life chose me @Jennifer Moore
Dalí Life...art humor @Stephanie Close Dunne
art history jokes are my favorite kind
Salvador Dali would likely approve!
Dali Surreal (sorry for the cursin)
Dalí. Art humor.
Dalí art joke
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Remember a few years ago when Jamie Foxx said Miley Cyrus would end up on a stripper pole and he had to apologize? ...I think everyone owes Jamie Foxx an apology. Hahahaha
Rottenecards - Remember a few years ago when Jamie Foxx said Miley Cyrus would end up on a stripper pole and he had to apologize? ...I think everyone owes Jamie Foxx an apology. <--- i just watched that video.... yup he get my apology :/
...I think everyone owes Jamie Foxx an apology. I totally agree.
hahhahaha he was pretty close XD
Tom Arraya - Famous Metal band member? Your teenage daughter will still think you're lame (LOL her face)
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Funny Motivational poster of a member of the heavy metal band Slayer and his wife and kids at the Grammy Awards
doesn't matter how cool you are, your teenage daughter will still think you're lame!! truth!! hahahaa
News to my husband : You could be in Slayer, and our teenage daughter will still think you're lame.
You could be in Slayer, and your teenage daughter will still think you're lame. hahaha
Doesn’t matter how cool you are your kids don't think you are.
Humor Train - Funny Pictures, Updated Daily.
demotivational poster YOU COULD BE IN SLAYER
#slayer #funny #metal #meme
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