I am an artist this means I live in a perverse fantasy world with unrealistic expectations... haha so true!
I am a writer. This means I live in a crazy fantasy world with unrealistic expectations. Thank you for understanding.
I don't feel that I deserve the title artist, but I most definitely live in a perverse fantasy world with unrealistic expectations
#funny #art #artist "I'm an artist, that means I live in a perverse FANTASY world with unrealistic expectations for myself and others, I constantly want to achieve more then I can actually achieve in the moment needing the right people to accept me as I am instead of making me conform to some preset definition of some predefined survival ability. THANK YOU for understanding"
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Street Wedding Kiss by Manuel Orero, via 500px #Christmas #thanksgiving #Holiday #quote
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My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside where it's warm. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
I hate winter. My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside where it's warm.
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside where it's warm. SO TRUE!
I would never go outside anyway. I hate cold weather!
Yeah!!! Tone it down a notch...@Sarah Chintomby Lamanne @Kelsey Myers U crazy people!!!
Yeah!!! Tone it down a notch...@Sarah Lamanne @Kelsey U crazy people!!!
so many times I want to say this out loud to people.
Yeah.. take it down a notch, psycho. :)
Ok my hubby might have told me this lol
I could say this at work...daily.
Yeah.. take it down a notch. :)
Take it down a notch please...
Yeah.. take it down a notch!
I Wish I Could Select All Your Clothes…
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True Story. Totally makes me feel better lol.
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True Story.... love that guy!
TRUE STORY lmao
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Go feminism! why is it okay for men to flaunt their bodies but we are seen as something horrible when we do?! double standard much. It's the same body part. Just one of them has more mass and one lactates. Big deal.
If it's legal for men to take off their shirts and make me stare at their gross hairy chests and pepperoni nips, then women should legally be able to go topless, too. Fuck this double standard. And fuck anyone who shames women for breastfeeding in public. My breasts kept a small human alive for 6 months, and I think that's amazing, not shameful.
Go feminism! why is it okay for men to flaunt their bodies but we are seen as something horrible when we do?! double standard much..
Why is it not only perfectly ok but a reason to cheer & whistle for men to bare their breasts but when women do it, words like inappropriate & indecent & crude & lewd & explicit are used????
Anyone else feel like this is a weird double standard? What exactly is so offensive about female nipples? I understand that we cover our vaginas and penises in public. Those are the things we pee with and have sex with. Boobs, however, serve no sexual or uncleanly purpose. Why are we so obsessed with them and why must we hide them? We are literally hiding them only because they separate us from men.
Not those filthy #female ones. #nipples #sexism #feminism #equality #doublestandards #HerSolution
Talk about double standards! relax it's fine. . . those are man nipples
Why are woman's body's so shameful??
*** Although it is so true ***
yup...you are correct ecard
pick up line
You're a big scoop of awesomeness, covered with nerd, sprinkled with bad ass, and topped of with a big dollop of fucking hot.
Couldn't have said it better myself... (Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston)
I hope my future boyfriend thinks this of me...
Such kind words! Thanks Eva!! :3 lol
Just described my perfect man!
...a dollop of fucking hot!
Norman Reedus everybody.
HAHA my new pick up line
My man, all the way
Helen Keller and her adorable pitbull- that is a boston terrier not a pit bull. Boston terriers were originally used for fighting.
* * I HOPE NO ONE POSTED THIS AS A JOKE. 'HELEN KELLER AND HER BELOVED CAT, MITTENS' ?? SHOW SOME RESPECT.
Previous Pinner wrote:"helen keller even had a pit". No, she didn't. She had a Boston terrier. Pit bull lovers often manipulate the truth to improve the breed's image. Anything remotely resembling a pit bull will be confidently labeled apit bull. When confronted they will claim that "pit bull" is an "umbrella term" that can describe several distinct and different breeds. Liars!!
Helen Keller and her beloved CAT, "Mittens!" This should NOT be so funny... But it is! :)
Helen Keller and her beloved cat, Mittens (not PC but oh! how this made me laugh!)
Helen Keller's beloved cat "Mittens" I laughed WAYYY harder than I should have!
Helen Keller and her beloved cat, Mittens. So wrong and yet, so funny!
#HelenKeller & her #PitBull
This is some funny stuff.
Sunday Poat Roast
"So, a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the job but your mom is a whore." - Sean Connery #Tumblr
cracks me up - But Sean Connery is MUCH too classy to call your mother a whore...
Twenty bucks says you totally just read that in the SNL Sean Connery voice...
Haha would never say that about someone's mon but- that's funny shit
HA H HAA HA!! Sean Connery on Celebrity Jeopardy! Best SNL skit!
Celebrity Jeopardy + Sean Connery = pure awesomeness @Ally Beatty
Sean Connery, you so funny.
I'm laughing so hard. I wonder if when my kids throw a fit ppl think this
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You no es Love me... | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com
This is so bad but I laughed really hard anyway:P
I know some people who are fluent though
I don't know why I think this is so funny
I badly want to say this to some people
This about sums up my life...
Funny stuff @Leslee Voris
Still laughing out loud!
you re drowning
You want to know what it’s like having a fourth kid? Imagine you’re drowning. Then someone hands you a baby.
Soooooo funny and soooo true! That's exactly what it feels like! I was pregnant with #5 the first time I heard him do that bit. I laughed so hard that I started having contractions. I had to stop and restart the show 3 times. You gotta see Jim Gaffigan's Mr. Universe on Netflix.
Jim Gaffigan - so funny in that he takes your reality and makes it a joke ;) Mr Universe show is awesome
So funny and so true.... even with 3! Jim Gaffigan - "Mr. Universe" Netflix
So true! - this seriously made me laugh out loud!!
Having a fourth kid. ~ LOVE Jim Gaffigan
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This makes me giggle :-)
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LOL wow that's the best line because there's so much truth in it....I'm with ya kjennings
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omg, I could not stop laughing at this!
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MetalJesus ~My raised-Catholic Metalhead husband will love this! ~NK~
can t compete
can t help
Hahha this is funny. fantastic comic strips featuring record-related content at http://www.dj-rooms.com/15-comics-with-vinyl-records/
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Can't compete with Led Zeppelin of course! :-)
Music means everything, vintage comics
Records. Vinyl. Music. LIFE.
can"t compete with led zep
I can´t help!
that s funny
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You had me from the moment you asked if I wanted to go for a motorcycle ride. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com
Proper punctuation and grammar is the difference between 'helping your Uncle, Jack, off a horse' and 'helping your uncle jack off a horse.' | Reminders Ecard
Don't know why, but this made me giggle.
#scooters #motorcycles #wind #vagina
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Haha funny shit!
Oh My Freaking Stars!: Scooters & Men
Hahahaha. Therapy is nice...but screaming FUCK at the top of your lungs for 10 seconds is a lot faster and cheaper!
How about therapy AND screaming FUCK?!
....I've actually done this, it works.
#fuck lol this quote made me giggle
FUCK! Cheaper therapy...
Tried it..it works!
Haha So true
One of my favorite things Louis C.K. has ever said
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louis ck sooo funny
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Don’t text or twitter during the show. Just live your life. Don’t keep telling people what you’re doing… Also it lights up your big dumb face. ~Louis C.K. #funny #life #humor #quotes
"Don't text or twitter during the show. Just live your life. Don't keep telling people what you're doing... Also it lights up your dumb face." - Louis C.K. (Also add take photos and update Facebook)
...it lights up your big, dumb face.
Louis C.K. on your big dumb face
SALVADOR DALI 1939 FAMOUS ARTISTS PHOTOS 8x10
Dalí Life...art humor @Stephanie Close Dunne
Dalí Life..lol. art humor.
Fuck yea: Salvador Dali!
Art history nerd humor.
Dalí. Art humor.
Dalí art joke
funny ha ha
makes me laugh
Remember a few years ago when Jamie Foxx said Miley Cyrus would end up on a stripper pole and he had to apologize? ...I think everyone owes Jamie Foxx an apology.
Yesss!!! I think everyone owes Jamie Foxx an apology. Still like Miley though!
...I think everyone owes Jamie Foxx an apology. I totally agree.
Yesss!!! I think everyone owes Jamie Foxx an apology :P
... And I think Will Smith now agrees with him.
hahhahaha he was pretty close XD
Doesn’t matter how cool you are…
Tom Arraya - Famous Metal band member? Your teenage daughter will still think you're lame (LOL her face)
doesn t matter
Doesn't matter how cool you are. Your pre-teen daughter still thinks you're lame. I love this !! (Tom Araya from Slayer)
doesn't matter how cool you are, your teenage daughter will still think you're lame!! truth!! hahahaa
You could be in Slayer - and your teenage daughter will still think you're lame (love her face!)
demotivational poster YOU COULD BE IN SLAYER
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Ending bullying one curse at a time…
Ending bullying one curse at a time�