I am a writer. This means I live in a crazy fantasy world with unrealistic expectations. Thank you for understanding.
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I am an artist. This means I live in a perverse fantasy world with unrealistic expectations. Thank you for understanding. and perverse means: (of a person or their actions) Showing a deliberate and obstinate desire to behave in a way that is unreasonable or unacceptable, often...
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My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside where it's warm. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
I hate winter. My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside where it's warm.
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside where it's warm. So true!
Hate cold weather!
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Funny Pictures with Captions | ... True Story! Your life could always be worse. funny captions
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True Story. Totally makes me feel better lol.
5 things Barney Stinson taught us.
<3 Barney Stingson, true story
True story. It could be worse.
True story! #itsnotthatbad
Im awesome true story
true story haha
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I hate that men get to put laws on woman's bodies because apperanetly we are objects and not humans..this is messed up a society, I'm glad there are organizations to try to change this law. You guys are doing a amazing job. Keep Going
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Go feminism! why is it okay for men to flaunt their bodies but we are seen as something horrible when we do?! double standard much. It's the same body part. Just one of them has more mass and one lactates. Big deal.
If it's legal for men to take off their shirts and make me stare at their gross hairy chests and pepperoni nips, then women should legally be able to go topless, too. Fuck this double standard. And fuck anyone who shames women for breastfeeding in public. My breasts kept a small human alive for 6 months, and I think that's amazing, not shameful.
Can we all just sit down and think for a second about this? Obviously the sexualization of breasts is a social construct and a double standard at that. Breasts are natural and beautiful, used to feed and provide nourishment to your children, any sexualization of them comes from men. What is the difference? Women's chests and men's chests are exactly the same except women have extra fat there.
"Don't Worry. This photo is okay...those are man nipples." [follow this link to find a bundle of videos related to the sociological study of gender: http://www.thesociologicalcinema.com/1/category/gender/1.html] Thanks for sharing this image, Isa!
Anyone else feel like this is a weird double standard? What exactly is so offensive about female nipples? I understand that we cover our vaginas and penises in public. Those are the things we pee with and have sex with. Boobs, however, serve no sexual or uncleanly purpose. Why are we so obsessed with them and why must we hide them? We are literally hiding them only because they separate us from men.
Talk about double standards! relax it's fine. . . those are man nipples
So true... Why aren't women 'allowed' to show them?
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Couldn't have said it better myself... (Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston)
This may just be the most accurate description of my husband ever!
I hope my future boyfriend thinks this of me...
good pick-up line? (or is that an oxymoron?)
If the perfect man does exist...
Just described my perfect man!
Norman Reedus everybody.
That's my man
Helen Keller and her adorable pitbull- that is a boston terrier not a pit bull. Boston terriers were originally used for fighting.
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Pinner: (She was blind and "death?" LOL!!!) Helen Keller with her pit bull, Maggie.- I truely love this because here there are people who see pitbulls and think they are such vicious animals. Helen Keller was blind and death, she had no judgment, she loved the dog no matter what breed it was. sometimes i wish people its not the breed thats cruel, its themselves.
Helen Keller & her Pit Bull - 1st Seeing Eye Dog -- I think it's a Boston Terrier; they were very popular around that time, and a lot bigger than today.
Helen Keller with her pit bull, Maggie.- I truely love this because here there are people who see pitbulls and think they are such vicious animals. Helen Keller was blind and deaf, she had no judgment, she loved the dog no matter what breed it was.
Helen Keller with her pit bull. Call me stupid, but who whoever let her have a pitbull was a fucking moron.
Helen Keller with her dog...could be pit bull or boston terrier think the name is Phiz
Helen Keller and her beloved cat, Mittens. So wrong and yet, so funny!
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I’m going to hell.
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"So, a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the job but your mom is a whore." - Sean Connery #Tumblr
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cracks me up - But Sean Connery is MUCH too classy to call your mother a whore...
Haha would never say that about someone's mon but- that's funny shit
HA H HAA HA!! Sean Connery on Celebrity Jeopardy! Best SNL skit!
Celebrity Jeopardy + Sean Connery = pure awesomeness @Ally Beatty
Loved the guy who played Sean Connery on SNL celebrity jeopardy.
This made me giggle to hard!
Sean Connery...so funny
I'm laughing so hard. I wonder if when my kids throw a fit ppl think this
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You no es Love me... | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com
wow. soooooo wrong. but it made me laugh out loud.
This is so bad but I laughed really hard anyway:P
I know some people who are fluent though
I badly want to say this to some people
wrong, but oh, so funny/true!!!!
Funny stuff @Leslee Voris
Story of my life.
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You want to know what it's like having a fourth kid? Imagine you're drowning. Then someone hands you a baby. #JimGaffigan #Meme
Jim Gaffigan: "You want to know what it's like having a fourth kid? Imagine you're drowning. Then someone hands you a baby." !!!!!
Soooooo funny and soooo true! That's exactly what it feels like! I was pregnant with #5 the first time I heard him do that bit. I laughed so hard that I started having contractions. I had to stop and restart the show 3 times. You gotta see Jim Gaffigan's Mr. Universe on Netflix.
So funny and so true.... even with 3! Jim Gaffigan - "Mr. Universe" Netflix
Having a fourth kid. ~ LOVE Jim Gaffigan
lol....always makes me giggle
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Funny Picture Dump Of The Day – 30 Pics
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LOL wow that's the best line because there's so much truth in it....I'm with ya kjennings
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Dump A Day Random Funny Pictures - 61 Pics
omg, I could not stop laughing at this!
Random Funny Pictures - 61 Pics
Funny Picture Dump Of The Day
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MetalJesus ~My raised-Catholic Metalhead husband will love this! ~NK~
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#vinyl One of many fantastic comic strips featuring record-related content at http://www.dj-rooms.com/15-comics-with-vinyl-records/
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Well, dude, you can't honestly expect to compete with Led Zeppelin and Simon & Garfunkel, can you?
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can"t compete with led zep
The girl can’t help it
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Proper punctuation and grammar is the difference between 'helping your Uncle, Jack, off a horse' and 'helping your uncle jack off a horse.' | Reminders Ecard
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You had me from the moment you asked if I wanted to go for a motorcycle ride. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com
Don't know why, but this made me giggle.
#scooters #motorcycles #wind #vagina
Haha funny shit!
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Oh My Freaking Stars!: Scooters & Men
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Hahahahha thanks Maegen ! This is so true
Therapy is nice...but... ;-) SO TRUE!
#fuck lol this quote made me giggle
FUCK! Cheaper therapy...
One of my favorite things Louis C.K. has ever said
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Don’t text or twitter during the show. Just live your life. Don’t keep telling people what you’re doing… Also it lights up your big dumb face. ~Louis C.K. #funny #life #humor #quotes
"Don't text or twitter during the show. Just live your life. Don't keep telling people what you're doing... Also it lights up your dumb face." - Louis C.K. (Also add take photos and update Facebook)
...it lights up your big, dumb face.
Louis C.K. on your big dumb face
A gallery of funny quotes by Louis C.K.
7 Surprisingly Inspirational Louis CK Quotes ...
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Dalí Life..lol. art humor.
Art history nerd humor.
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Salvador Dali May Have Had Ekbom Syndrome
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...I think everyone owes Jamie Foxx an apology....and if we owe Jamie Foxx an apology, what is this world coming to?!
Rottenecards - Remember a few years ago when Jamie Foxx said Miley Cyrus would end up on a stripper pole and he had to apologize? ...I think everyone owes Jamie Foxx an apology.
...I think everyone owes Jamie Foxx an apology. Haha I love it, I just love it.....
Yesss!!! I think everyone owes Jamie Foxx an apology. Still like Miley though!
...I think everyone owes Jamie Foxx an apology. I totally agree.
it's true. I think everyone owes Jamie Foxx an apology.
hahhahaha he was pretty close XD
We owe Jamie foxx an apology
Doesn’t matter how cool you are…
Tom Arraya - Famous Metal band member? Your teenage daughter will still think you're lame (LOL her face)
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doesn't matter how cool you are, your teenage daughter will still think you're lame!! truth!! hahahaa
You could be in Slayer - and your teenage daughter will still think you're lame. See dad? Hahaha
You’re teenage daughter thinks your lame no matter who you are…
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demotivational poster YOU COULD BE IN SLAYER and your teenage daughter will still think you're lame
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Doesn’t matter how cool you are…
The haters are going to hate, so let them hate! I’m in the mood for some laughter, and maybe you are too. So check out these funny Heavy Metal Memes
Ending bullying one curse at a time…
Ending bullying one curse at a time�