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"I am an artist. This means I live in a perverse fantasy world with unrealistic expectations. Thank you for understanding." - Unknown #quotes #writing
Artists, Inspiration, Life, Quotes, Stuff, Truth, Things, I Am
I'm a writer so I remember small things from years ago that may seem psychotic...but I am perfectly sane.
i am an artist this means I live in a perverse fantasy world quote | am an artist. This means I live in a perverse fantasy world with ...
#quote #quotes #words of #wisdom #truth #sayings #advice #motivational #inspirational
This is literally the most annoying thing i've seen all day. I AM A WRITER.
i am an artist in a fantasy world of my own creation (as a writer)
I’m an artist, and I’m sensitive about my stuff… | Keith A. Owens
"I am an artist.." Quote for Wall Art
Life as a writer.
Truth, Holiday Quote, Tattoo Design, Amazing Tattoo, Design Tattoo
A new #tattoo design #tattoo patterns| http://awesome-tattoo-pics-70.blogspot.com
A new #tattoo design #tattoo patterns
Outdoor Activities, Winter, E Card, Quote, Funny, Favorite Outdoor, Ecards
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside where it's warm. basically how I feel about winter
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside where it's warm. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside where it's warm.-only in the winter though!
Free, Confession Ecard: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside where it's warm..
Winter sucks. Gimme summer all year: Laughing, Outdoor Activities, Quotes, Funny
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside where it's warm! Funny Ecard
My favorite outdoor activity in the winter.
<3 Barney Stingson, true story... never realized the meme was based on him!!
Barney Stinson, Mother, Funny Shit, Awesome, Funny Stuff, Things, True Stories
Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson from "How I Met Your Mother."
and I'll be at the hospital to laugh about it this weekend ;)
5 things Barney Stinson taught us.
<3 Barney Stingson, true story
Im awesome true story
True Story - Bad Day
TRUE STORY lmao
True Story (25 photos)
By editing this photo so no nudity is shown, it makes it okay.. because those are man nipples. Funny picture but it's still a good example of photo editing.
Quote, Funny, Double Standards, Man Nipples, Things, Feminism, Don T Worry, Feminist, Photo
"Don't Worry. This photo is okay...those are man nipples." [follow this link to find a bundle of videos related to the sociological study of gender: http://www.thesociologicalcinema.com/1/category/gender/1.html] Thanks for sharing this image, Isa!
"Don't Worry. This photo is okay...those are man nipples." [follow this link to find a bundle of videos related to the sociological study of gender.
Go feminism! why is it okay for men to flaunt their bodies but we are seen as something horrible when we do?! double standard much..
This is kind of funny but it also tells the truth. Just because they are men nipples makes it ok to show them?
"Don't Worry. This photo is okay...those are man nipples." http://www.thesociologicalcinema.com/1/category/gender/1.html] Thanks for sharing this image, Isa!
Anyone else feel like this is a weird double standard? What exactly is so offensive about female nipples? I understand that we cover our vaginas and penises in public. Those are the things we pee with and have sex with. Boobs, however, serve no sexual or uncleanly purpose. Why are we so obsessed with them and why must we hide them? We are literally hiding them only because they separate us from men.
Sexualization of normal body parts shared by both genders is ridiculous. Feminism 🙏. Feminist.
yup...you are correct ecard
Future Boyfriend, Kind Words, Chris Hemsworth, Pick Up Line, Giggle, My Husband, Describe, Tom Hiddleston
I am sorry, I don't ever repin if there are any curse words (even though I use them sometimes myself)......BUT this EXACTLY describes my husband... the love of my life is this description so I HAD TO make an exception. Thank you..& I love you DDR!
lol - couldn't help thinking this would be a good way to describe myself minus profanity then I noticed another pinner said it remind her of Tom Hiddleston and Chris Hemsworth - lol well at least I'm in pretty good company....
Couldn't have said it better myself... (Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston)
These ecards should stop describing me. They will give me a big head.
This may just be the most accurate description of my husband ever!
I sent this to @Stefanie W Hawkins, but it describes me too!
I hope my future boyfriend thinks this of me...
Such kind words! Thanks Eva!! :3 lol
Awesome pick up line lmao
Helen Keller and her beloved cat mittens! (Hoping Helen has a sense of humor and is not too offended)
Cat, Mittens, Funny Stuff, Pit Bull, Humor, Dog, Helen Keller
Helen Keller and her beloved cat, "Mittens". (Please note, I actually called my friend, who happens to be blind from birth, and asked if this was offensive to her, and I described the pin. She's still laughing.)
Helen Keller and her beloved cat, “Mittens”. Don't laugh. Don't laugh. You are horrible person. Ahahahaha
What An Inspiration - She Taught Us What Everyone Believed To Be Impossible A Truly Remarkable Lady - Another Remarkable Person Is The Person Who Captioned This Photo - "Helen Keller And Her Beloved "Cat" Mittens - Thats The Most Dog Like Cat I've Ever Seen :)
Helen Keller and her beloved cat, Mittens. OMG I laughed for a solid minute. I'm a terrible person.
Cuz there the best dog ever.... Helen Keller's service dog was a pit bull terrier.
funny stuff Click on the picture to see hundreds more!
Funny Helen Keller Dog Cat Mittens Picture
#HelenKeller with her pit bull, Maggie.
Sunday Poat Roast
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard. I guess it brings me back to the days when "your mom" jokes were so funny...
Giggle, Funny Shit, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Humor, Things, Sean Connery
.oh my gosh, this is so mean and funny, so my type of humor. i feel bad about laughing but its to funny not too
i'm pretty sure sean connery is the only one that can pull off this joke without getting his ass kicked!
Sean Connery ... and that joke isn't a joke, but I'd laugh and let you have your way with me ....
I have to love anytime Sean Connery is brought in.... thank you Family Guy for making me laugh :)
Haha would never say that about someone's mon but- that's funny shit
Said with a Sean Connery accent, most things are funnier.
Now that's funny stuff
This made me giggle
Funny Family Ecard: Your child should be in commercials. For Trojan. Hahahaha... I've thought this a few times in life
Life, E Card, Quote, Truth, Some People, Funny, Humor, Ecards
Funny Family Ecard: Your child should be in commercials. For Trojan. Haha i totally know kids like this
Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I am unable to help you as I still cannot speak fucktard.
Funny Family Ecard: Your child should be in commercials. For Trojan. | LOL! *dead*
Wasn't sure if I should pin this under "funny" or "truth" hahaha
i'd like to tell some people this one day
Still laughing out loud!
Giggle, Funny Pictures, Quote, Funny Stuff, Humor, Baby, Kid, Jim Gaffigan
You want to know what it's like having a fourth kid? Imagine you're drowning and then someone hands you a baby. -Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan is hilarious! "You want to know what it is like having a fourth kid? Imagine you're drowning then someone hands you a baby."
a wanna know what its like to have 4 kids, imagine you’re drowning and someone hands you a baby
I quote this. Not just funny--soo stinking hilarious! :) Especially being one of 4 kids
@Adrienne Sharp bahahahaha i had to it made me giggle!
I just had my fourth baby; this made me laugh!
Parenthood Humor #multiple #kids
Funny Pictures - 39 Pics This.
Funny Picture Dump Of The Day – 30 Pics
Giggle, Funny Tweet, Small Business, Truth, Funny Picture, Smile
LOL wow that's the best line because there's so much truth in it....I'm with ya kjennings
Dump A Day Funny Picture Dump Of The Day - 30 Pics
Dump A Day Random Funny Pictures - 61 Pics
omg, I could not stop laughing at this!
...and a small business owning lesbian.
Random Funny Pictures - 61 Pics
Funny Picture Dump Of The Day
Funny Ass Pictures, Heterodox Art, Jesus, Cornuta Salute, Metalhead Husband, Fuck Religion, Findings Holy, Raised Catholic Metalhead, Holy Blasphemy
MetalJesus ~My raised-Catholic Metalhead husband will love this! ~NK~
Music, Can T Compete, Led Zeppelin, Life, Stuff, Can T Help, Comic, Case
Comic Girls Say.. " I can't help it Mike ! Music means everything to me ! " #comic #popart #vintage
One of many fantastic comic strips featuring record-related content at http://www.dj-rooms.com/15-comics-with-vinyl-records/ Vinyl record art
That's me. Especially the Led Zeppelin album. If you can't love my music, then get out!
Humor cartoon sort of mocks old soap opera comic strips in newspapers of yesteryear. CAPTION PINNED with guy griping that he can't compete with all her records and her response that she can't stop loving music:.... Can't compete with that, so buy a guitar and start writing music. It's your ONLY chance! - DdO:) - http://www.pinterest.com/DianaDeeOsborne/instruments-for-joy/ - INSTRUMENTS FOR JOY. And thus a bass player / guitarist is born! A FUN pin via roknrol7 - who has a cool Pinterest name!
led zeppelin on the comic record. yes, it was always the music for me......
(via FFFFOUND! | 15 Comics With Vinyl Records | DJ rooms)
"Music means everything to me!" hahahaha life
15 Comics With Vinyl Records | DJ rooms
Music is my life
Giggle, Scooters, Funny Stuff, So True, Humor, Funnies, Ecards
Look officer, I'm just saying, if you caught me then you were obviously speeding too. . ecard jokes humor funny hilarious LOL haha hahaha
Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vagina. | Reminders Ecard | someecards.com
Don't know why, but this made me giggle.
I like scooters, but this is too funny
Things to NEVER say to a cop!! Boom.
things you wish you could say
Oh My Freaking Stars!: Scooters & Men
Quotes, Fuck, Truth, True, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Humor, Therapy
Hahahaha. Therapy is nice...but screaming FUCK at the top of your lungs for 10 seconds is a lot faster and cheaper!
True........ #Truth #RealShit #Word #Quotes #QOTD #QuoteOfTheDay #Funny #Funnies #LOL #LMAO #LMFAO
Therapy is nice...but... ;-). Lately, this is just too true even with the therapy.
Therapy is nice...but... ;-) haha so funny!!!
Therapy is nice...but... ;-) SO TRUE!
How about therapy AND screaming FUCK?!
Fell off the chair laughing at this
FUCK! Cheaper therapy...
One of my favorite things Louis C.K. has ever said
Life, Favorite Things, Quote, Funny, Things Louis, Louis C K, Louis Ck
Don’t text or twitter during the show. Just live your life. Don’t keep telling people what you’re doing… Also it lights up your big dumb face. ~Louis C.K. #funny #life #humor #quotes
"Don't text or twitter during the show. Just live your life. Don't keep telling people what you're doing... Also it lights up your dumb face." - Louis C.K. (Also add take photos and update Facebook)
One of my favorite things Louis C.K. has ever said - http://geekstumbles.com/funny/one-of-my-favorite-things-louis-c-k-has-ever-said/
4. Tame Your #Texting - 7 Surprisingly #Inspirational Louis CK #Quotes ... → #Inspiration #Boredom
One of my favorite things Louis CK has ever said #funny #favorite #louis #humor #comedy #lol
One of my favorite things Louis C.K. has ever said - Imgur
"It lights up your big dumb face" hahaha!
...it lights up your big, dumb face.
Louis C. K. everybody.
Salvador Dali, Dali Humor, Art Jokes, Dali Salvador, Art Humor, Salvador Dali, Art History
«El surrealismo es destructivo, pero destruye solo lo que considera que limita nuestra visión». Salvador Dali
[Get it...? Hint: Salvador Dali before the handlebar. Get it? Surrealists?]
Haha art jokes. @erinbullard
Art History humor...
Salvador Dalí, 1939
Giggle, Stripper Pole, Funny, Owes Jamie, Humor, Agree
Remember a few years ago when Jamie Foxx said Miley Cyrus would end up on a stripper pole and he had to apologize? ... I think everyone owes Jamie Foxx an apology.
Rottenecards - Remember a few years ago when Jamie Foxx said Miley Cyrus would end up on a stripper pole and he had to apologize? ...I think everyone owes Jamie Foxx an apology. <--- i just watched that video.... yup he get my apology :/
...I think everyone owes Jamie Foxx an apology. I totally agree.
Bahahaha this is funny
doesn't matter how cool you are, your teenage daughter will still think you're lame!! truth!! hahahaa
Music, Dad, Metal, Truth, Funny Stuff, Slayer, Teenage Daughters
Tom Arraya - Famous Metal band member? Your teenage daughter will still think you're lame (LOL her face)
Doesn't matter how cool you are. Your pre-teen daughter still thinks you're lame. I love this !! (Tom Araya from Slayer)
You could be in Slayer - and your teenage daughter will still think you're lame. See dad? Hahaha
Haha! Silly girl, your dad Tom is the singer of F*ckin' SLAYER!!! Be proud, dammit!
Nopity nope if my dad was in slayer, that would've been awesome
dad, stop embarassing me... - (tom araya)(sign of the horns)
Slayer's Tom Araya with the family at Grammy Award
Fail | Lunch Laughs
Ending bullying one curse at a time�