Doctor: that's a nasty fracture in your collar bone, hope you didn't drive here? Me: no, I cycled. I am not a smart man

Karma always returns, if not this life then in triple force next life. you see all those who suffer horribly, its karma balancing what was not balanced in previous lives.

My back hurts because the devil on my shoulder is so fat

My back hurts because the devil on my shoulder is so fat

Niecephews run the world...the world being my pockets...dry...

Niecephews run the world...the world being my pockets...dry...

love this, because ive got if you give a mouse a cookie memorized from my friends son

love this, because ive got if you give a mouse a cookie memorized from my friends son

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