All i want
At the beach
Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job. OR IN SPITE OF LOSING MY JOB!
Laughing So Hard
Can't Stop Laughing
I very rarely read these but iI was laughing so hard I have tears rolling down my face! Pardon the language, but these were some of the funniest autocorrects I've seen!
He Loves Me
I love getting lost in a great romance novel. Then my husband farts, tells me he loves me and brings me back to my real life. Christian Grey would NEVER do this.
To My Husband
The next time you say, 'I don't care' when asked what you want for dinner, I'm going to punch you in the face. So relevant to my life!
All I Want
Is That So
Funny Confession Ecard: All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall and make me laugh like Barney. Seriously though
This Is Us
My Best Friend
Steven Humour: Funny Ecards - 30 Pics sisters do this
Dental Assistant Humor
Ugh yes, the doctor is going to say the exact same thing so sit back down
Funny Road Signs
1956 road sign (via realbroad)
from Real Broad
Great White Shark
The Great White
At The Beach
shark or seaweed, same thing.love, love, love the beach and looking at the ocean.being in the ocean, not so much!
The Dollar Store
I wish the dollar store would sell gas. I wish the dollar store would sell gas. I wish the dollar store would sell gas.