Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job. OR IN SPITE OF LOSING MY JOB!

At first I was annoyed this was so long, but then I read it and was crying by the end!! Good stuff!

I very rarely read these but iI was laughing so hard I have tears rolling down my face! Pardon the language, but these were some of the funniest autocorrects I've seen!


I love getting lost in a great romance novel. Then my husband farts, tells me he loves me and brings me back to my real life. Christian Grey would NEVER do this.


The next time you say, 'I don't care' when asked what you want for dinner, I'm going to punch you in the face. So relevant to my life!

yes, yes, so much!

Funny Confession Ecard: All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall and make me laugh like Barney. Seriously though

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Ugh yes, the doctor is going to say the exact same thing so sit back down

shark or seaweed, same thing.love, love, love the beach and looking at the ocean.being in the ocean, not so much!

"I wish the dollar store would sell gas."

I wish the dollar store would sell gas. I wish the dollar store would sell gas. I wish the dollar store would sell gas.

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