Mother Fucking Homemaking

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Yup, I wrote a motherfucking book. Get my tips for what to do at a Pinterest-perfect party (devour that delicious hand-molded octopus lollipop, drink whatever is in your mason jar, and do so with zeal, and rejoice that some people are willing/able to do this shit, even if you're not) and so much more!   Remember: being a parent is awesome, even if you don't hand-embroider your baby's cloth diapers.   P.S. Coming soon as an Audible audio download so multitaskers rejoice! #FuckYeah! Raising, Mason Jars, Reading, Cloth Nappies, People, Parents, Reading Lists, Baby Food Recipes, Octopus
Yup, I wrote a motherfucking book. Get my tips for what to do at a Pinterest-perfect party (devour that delicious hand-molded octopus lollipop, drink whatever is in your mason jar, and do so with zeal, and rejoice that some people are willing/able to do this shit, even if you're not) and so much more! Remember: being a parent is awesome, even if you don't hand-embroider your baby's cloth diapers. P.S. Coming soon as an Audible audio download so multitaskers rejoice! #FuckYeah!
What can I say? My family is comprised of crafting geniuses. Crafts, Halloween, Humour, Haunted Gingerbread House, Halloween Humor, Gingerbread House Kits, Gingerbread House, Gingerbread, Haunting
What can I say? My family is comprised of crafting geniuses.
Like this board? You may enjoy my fucking book, coming this September from Skyhorse Publishing. Are you an Aussie and you like this book? Look for "Stop Reading Baby Books" from Black Inc. Press, also in September. Same shit, but more words and fewer pictures. Advance Reading, Worth Reading, Book Worth Reading, Baby Reading, Worth, More Words, Mother, September
Like this board? You may enjoy my fucking book, coming this September from Skyhorse Publishing. Are you an Aussie and you like this book? Look for "Stop Reading Baby Books" from Black Inc. Press, also in September. Same shit, but more words and fewer pictures.
I #fucking love #ChristmasLights. BUT! I fucking hate hanging #ChristmasLights. The solution?Cafe-style lights -- 5 nails and #DONE. Lights, Christmas Decorations, Winter, Suckers, Christmas Home, Christmas Lights, Hanging, Cafe
I #fucking love #ChristmasLights. BUT! I fucking hate hanging #ChristmasLights. The solution?Cafe-style lights -- 5 nails and #DONE.
I don't like too much tacky shit on the family #tree. That's why my kids get their own damn tree where they can hang whatever fucking monstrosities they see fit. #WEALLWIN Christmas, Christmas Traditions, Christmas Tree, Homemade Christmas, Our Kids, Family Tree, Tacky
I don't like too much tacky shit on the family #tree. That's why my kids get their own damn tree where they can hang whatever fucking monstrosities they see fit. #WEALLWIN
#CookieButter: fuck yeah! #eatitstraightfromthespoon #nowaitfuckthespoonjusteatitwithyourhands Sweet, Sweets, Foods, Recipes, Desserts, Foodie, Food, Cravings, Mouth Watering
#CookieButter: fuck yeah! #eatitstraightfromthespoon #nowaitfuckthespoonjusteatitwithyourhands
I know. Pumpkin patches are really cute. But holy fuck are pumpkins a lot cheaper at Trader Joe's! Bonus: NO FUCKING SCARECROWS. What is their problem, anyway? Pumpkins, Pumpkin Patches, Halloween Fun, Patches, Favorite, Fun
I know. Pumpkin patches are really cute. But holy fuck are pumpkins a lot cheaper at Trader Joe's! Bonus: NO FUCKING SCARECROWS. What is their problem, anyway?
#Christmas is fucking great. BUT CHRISTMAS DOESN'T HAPPEN IN SEPTEMBER. Chill the fuck out, #Target. We can buy that crap in December as nature intended. Lady, Funny Stuff, Celebration, Holiday Fun, Target, Holiday
JJ Keith
#Christmas is fucking great. BUT CHRISTMAS DOESN'T HAPPEN IN SEPTEMBER. Chill the fuck out, #Target. We can buy that crap in December as nature intended.
Okay. I get cloth diapers. They're diapers made out of fucking cloth. Duh. BUT WHY DO CLOTH DIAPERING SUPPORT GROUPS EXIST?! Click the pic to go to my HuffPo article about #clothdiapering. Support Groups, Cloth Diapers, Diapering, Support Group, Diaper, Supportive, Babies
Can We Talk About Cloth Diapers for a Sec?
Okay. I get cloth diapers. They're diapers made out of fucking cloth. Duh. BUT WHY DO CLOTH DIAPERING SUPPORT GROUPS EXIST?! Click the pic to go to my HuffPo article about #clothdiapering.
If you never take #party #decorations down YOU NEVER HAVE TO PUT THEM UP AGAIN. #alwaysbelazy #alwaysbejaunty Art, Ideas, Décor, Diy, Decoration, Fox
JJ Keith
If you never take #party #decorations down YOU NEVER HAVE TO PUT THEM UP AGAIN. #alwaysbelazy #alwaysbejaunty
Put some #books up on your wall and then rotate that shit up SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET TIRED OF LOOKING AT THE SAME PICTURES. (Alternatively captioned: do a better fucking job than me matching paint colors.) #goldenbooks #rainbowumbrellaFTW! Home Décor, Child's Room, Wall Décor, Bedtime, Kids Room, Room
JJ Keith
Put some #books up on your wall and then rotate that shit up SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET TIRED OF LOOKING AT THE SAME PICTURES. (Alternatively captioned: do a better fucking job than me matching paint colors.) #goldenbooks #rainbowumbrellaFTW!
My children live to ruin shit, especially video game shit, SO I LOCK IT THE FUCK UP. #donttouchdiscslikethat #stopsuckingonthecontroller #justdonttouchthepowerbutton #itsnotatoyokaywellitisatoybutnotforyoutoplaywithlikethat Inspiration, Video Game, Laugh, Duh, Fun Stuff, Lock, Kiddos
JJ Keith
My children live to ruin shit, especially video game shit, SO I LOCK IT THE FUCK UP. #donttouchdiscslikethat #stopsuckingonthecontroller #justdonttouchthepowerbutton #itsnotatoyokaywellitisatoybutnotforyoutoplaywithlikethat
#SPLASHPADS FTW! Suck it, drowning. Splash Pad, Kid Stuff, Drowning, Light, Haha, Mom Humor
JJ Keith
#SPLASHPADS FTW! Suck it, drowning.
Uses for pumped milk: Feeding a baby      AND THAT'S IT Breast Milk, Feeding, Milk, Homemaking, I Laughed, Playbill, Believe
JJ Keith
Uses for pumped milk: Feeding a baby AND THAT'S IT
Sure, you could get all fancy in the yard or you could eat on a regular fucking #picnictable and pretend that you're camping. #PICNICS ALL THE TIME! Camping, Picnics, Outdoors, Design, Interior, Outdoor, Build A Picnic Table
JJ Keith
Sure, you could get all fancy in the yard or you could eat on a regular fucking #picnictable and pretend that you're camping. #PICNICS ALL THE TIME!