...or the elastic broke...one of the two...can't really tell...

Funny Confession Ecard: I thought I was losing weight, but it turned out my sweatpants had come untied.

Boy, did I laugh at this one!!!!!! lol

I HATE running. I will do literally any other cardio, but I hate running.


Funny pictures about Happy Birthday Phone Song. Oh, and cool pics about Happy Birthday Phone Song. Also, Happy Birthday Phone Song photos.

I don't know why I think this is hilarious.

bahahaha i couldn't stop laughing! "Your momma" jokes are the best. What makes it even better is that my son really does call it a Jumpoline!

Every time!

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I was just wondering . Does anyone else get road rage from pushing a cart through Walmart . or is it just me?

We heard there was pecan pie...

Festive Pecan Pie

Thanksgiving Humor - Chipmunk pilgrims: "We heard there was chocolate pecan pie.

Yep! Every night.

I do this every night. Also I wake up in the middle of the night, I calculate how much MORE sleep I have before my alarm goes off .

So true!

That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

I do believe I will overload on veggies today!

Chocolate is Made from Beans. Coffee is Made from Beans. Beans are Vegetables. Have You had your Veggies today?

That explains a lot...

My good friend LoL, rechecked this, and technically, a group of baboons is not called a congress . nonetheless, I still think our Congress is a BUNCH of baboons.

Sounds like my grandson already!

Funny Kid Talking On The Phone Helping Grandma With The Computer.No, Grandma, Listen, Double-Click.

Pizza Bike Delivery

Pizza Bike Delivery

Court date...

I danced like no one was watching. My court date is pending.