If your thighs touch, you're one step closer to a mermaid. So who's he real winner here?
Sounds like someone I know... cough cough,@Stacy Stone Allison , cough cough....
Funny Confession Ecard: Fuck YOLO My motto is FISH. Fuck It Shit Happens.
EXACTLY. COVER IT UP LADIES, I don't want to see your asscheeks.
..True story. And we'll bring a 3rd person to go last. B/c I'm going in the middle!
Don't Stop Believing (Hold On To THat Feeeelinggg)
Reminds me of someone I know
You didn't get roofied, you just can't handle your alcohol you dumb bitch.
No, really. Every single morning....aaaaand i never do..merp