If your thighs touch, you're one step closer to a mermaid. So who's he real winner here?

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Sounds like someone I know... cough cough,@Stacy Stone Allison , cough cough....

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haha

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Haha!

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Hahaha!

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Funny Confession Ecard: Fuck YOLO My motto is FISH. Fuck It Shit Happens.

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EXACTLY. COVER IT UP LADIES, I don't want to see your asscheeks.

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quotes

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exactly.

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..True story. And we'll bring a 3rd person to go last. B/c I'm going in the middle!

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funny!

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Yep.

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Don't Stop Believing (Hold On To THat Feeeelinggg)

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Reminds me of someone I know

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You didn't get roofied, you just can't handle your alcohol you dumb bitch.

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Solid Advice.

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bahahahahahaha

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lolsotrue

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No, really. Every single morning....aaaaand i never do..merp

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Oh geeeeez.

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Hahaha

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Correct

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...

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booty call.

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