I'm afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating. The Wussification of America. So true and so funny.
I'm pretty sure all of that costs more that just giving the dunkin' donuts card, but that's a pretty awesome prank
My tolerance for imbeciles is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there. There's always more than you counted on
Hilarious parents hahah love it
Lol I don't even have a double chin when I text. But I'm still not as skinny as I want to be. Mom of Don't tell me why you can't lose weight. lol don't want to hear excuses.
Coffee keeps me going until it's acceptable to drink wine. Jessica, I think this pretty much sums it up
Hahaha this is too funny! Coffee and wine are like my life coaches. Coffee is there for a pat on the ass, 'Go get'em we can do this!' And then wine is like, 'You'll get them tomorrow You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.
another-day-outward-smiles-inward-screams-ecard Sounds so like work!
Umm can you build a house? im laughing but my husband can really build a house and i cant cook!
It takes about seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth' - Quote - Funny -