Reasons you may drink before noon: - football season (doesn't have to be game day OR tailgating...just have to be football season). -bloody Mary's or mimosas (duhh, brunch!) -cinco de mayo -st Patrick's day -if your in Las Vegas -vacation (the entire week before and after) - your birthday -Sunday.
We NEED to meet Chris. Ill be sure to wear plastic bags on my shoes and a cat taped to my head. And dont worry... Ill come equipped with cross country skis, Fritos, snapple, all my library late fees and a minimum of 4 hours allotted to discussion. - more funny stuff here: http://hotfunnystuff.com