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Funny Encouragement Ecard: Lord give me patience . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

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Funny pictures about Worrying is like a rocking chair. Oh, and cool pics about Worrying is like a rocking chair. Also, Worrying is like a rocking chair.

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One of the simplest ways to stay happy is letting go of the things that makes you sad. Fill your heart with beauty, not with sorrow. Life is short… So love your life, smile and keep love in your heart ♥

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Funny Encouragement Ecard: You can only say, 'WTF?' so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking.

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I am fluent in three languages.English, Sarcasm, and Profanity. Funny Sayings and Pictures: The Languages I Speak ('Funny Status')

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“Beginnings are usually scary, endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up.” ― Steven Rogers, Hope Floats: The Screenplay

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family isn't always blood.and blood isn't always family! Family is a privilege.

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Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes and it& up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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I had to pass a drug test to earn minimum wage, part of which I don't even get to keep. They should seriously start making welfare check receivers drug test, too.

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So true. I hate seeing beautiful girls who look healthy and fit think they are fat because they don't look twiggy. Naturally tiny, skinny women are very few and far between.Thin women are beautiful too, but embrace those hips and those boobs!

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I'm not only putting on my big girl panties, I'm putting on my bitch bra, my shit kicker boots and my spiked leather belt with the boy toy belt buckle. So don't tell me to "deal with it." I got this covered. This is so Funny had t reprinn

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I'm not only putting on my big girl panties, I'm putting on my bitch bra, my shit kicker boots and my spiked leather belt with the boy toy belt buckle. So don't tell me to "deal with it." I got this covered. This is so Funny had t reprinn

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The line "In the end the love you take is equal to the love you make" is essentially the Beatles closing statement. It is the last lyric on the last album they recorded.

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