Fireball whiskey did not whisper temptations in my ear. It shouted, 'BITCH, YOU GONNA ACT A FOOL!'
I LOL every time
This is why I'm broke and fat. Hello pizza!
My life story
Sometimes I really think I have my life together...
it's funny, because it's true.
My doggie wants me to stay at home.
That must have been an unpleasant surprise...
yep this is Florida!!!!!
I don't want to brag...
All the time!