how lucky i am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard -winnie the pooh miss you whit!

You know it!

Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out. I am a Mom.therefore I will.


This is me! Funny Confession Ecard: I often laugh at extremely inappropriate times. Not because I'm nervous or anything.mainly because I think inappropriate things are funny.

I am very indecisive and I always have a hard time picking my favorite anythings. but I know for sure that YOU are my favorite. This is my life!


Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a bitch. Sadly sometimes this is true lol

So funny and Sooooo true!

agree I will rock your world and you will wish we never met if you hurt my Dog.He is my child ,my family. not quiet or reserved but if you hurt my dog in anger i will do horrible, unspeakable things to you


Since it's difficult to infer tone in an email, you should assume all mine are sarcastic or bitchy. I wish my job would let me add this to my email signature- it would cut down on replies


so true. (And isn't Hunting just camping while shooting things? Meet me at the hotel when you are done with "your camping", shower, then come camp with me in a nice soft warm bed ❤️™)

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do ;)

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. Even though I would never slap anyone. Karma will get you!


I want to like people, but they're just so fucking stupid. HOW TRUE!