Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms


My whole life has been a lie…

Seals are just Dog Mermaids. Think about it. Well, let's see, my childhood is ruined, everything I thought I knew about life and animals.


some ecards, how is it i detest every article of clothing i own, but when i go to throw something away, i develop this deep sentimental relationship with it, lol

It's too bad that, even at our age, we're not mature enough to meet for 'A' drink because it will somehow turn into 7 drinks, 5 shots,%2.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Its too bad that, even at our age, were not mature enough to meet for A drink because it will somehow turn into 7 drinks, 5


Trust Vodka funny party dance drunk lol vodka alcohol funny humor funny quote funny quotes--I have heard this lie before

It’s Either A Young Biologist Or Young Serial Killer

truezodiacfact: “ I work at a big chain bookstore. Someone at another store found this while tidying up the children’s department. ” I blame Miss Piggy. We all know Kermit is the sub and Miss Piggy is.

This made me laugh-Funny Confession Ecard: Instead of the John, I call my bathroom the Jim.that way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim every morning.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm glad we have finally accepted the fact that finding a suitable man in this town shares the same odds as finding a live unicorn. YES RATCHET PHILLY SMH LOL

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.


Dinner: I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes, actually. OK, all grapes, Fermented grapes. I'm having WINE for dinner.


Comedians For Cancer on


Check out my interview with Casey Abrams from American Idol. funny people Gay bacon strips T-Rex kitty! Funny People by Jill Greenb.