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I never knew I needed this, but now, this is legit perfect

^ the only flaw in this is that Binns would never get close enough to the present day for wars including living people. He's stuck in the medieval goblin wars & such forever

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It surprises me how I am literally a perfect Ravenclaw-Slytherin mix

Why do I find this so painful?

Why do I find this so painful?<< it's not true they prove that in the cursed child when Harry has McGonagall make sure Albus Severus and Scorpios stay away from each other

Some parents are funny. Some are douche bags.:

What happens if you text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer? - bahahaha I was seriously laughing so hard from some of these! The last mom text message is hilarous: "FUCK YOU BRIAN" X'D X'D

Outback steakhouse pentagram....It's a demon trap made of Outback in Arizona <<< HOLY CRAP!!! I live in Arizona!!! I never knew we had a demon trap out of a restaurant!!!

It's a demon trap made of Outback Steakhouse.aaaand Walmart is the gate to hell.

I feel like my former residents would have pulled crap like this; one time they piled all the sofas across the hallway while I was on rounds, just to mess with me.

Only in college. That girl is a true inspiration to us all. I wanna be her when I grow up {pardon the language}

This movie's budget had to be enormous

Whats funny, is that I've watch spy kids zso many times as a kid, (I even had Spy Kids 2 sandals), I never enjoyed it. It never nade sense to me.

This movie's budget had to be enormous

Whats funny, is that I've watch spy kids zso many times as a kid, (I even had Spy Kids 2 sandals), I never enjoyed it. It never nade sense to me.

Harry Potter facts part 2 not sure abt some of these but I like the one abt snape

Harry Potter Facts Part . rupert never turned his in. That guy was never truly out of character. Harry Potter Facts Part 2 rupert never turned his in That guy was truly out of character