My mother-in-law is the complete opposite of this but I think this is hysterical!!

Funny Family Ecard: Dear Mother-In-Law, I don't need you to teach me how to handle my children. I live with one of yours, and he needs a lot of improvement! I love my mother in law, but I couldn't pass this up--LOL

I wonder what my kid's faces would look like if I actually said this!!

EVERY day my kid asks "what's for dinner?" I reply "food". He says "what kind of food?" I reply "The kind you eat." What's it matter? It is what is it - they'll eat it or starve ;

Tee heeeeee!!!

Sometimes a mom just needs a 5 minute break. - boy - hung up on clothes line - black and white - drip dry

tee hee...unfortunately most of my friends I have to chat with via FB :-(

You're one of the few friends I enjoy being w/ more in person than on FB!

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This woman wearing "nude" tights. I can't believe Lowe's let her work in them. I will never be able to go to Lowes again. Fashion Tip # 14 - NO NUDE TIGHTS!


Normally I don't post political stuff on FB, but this made me laugh so hard! It's humor people. No political comments allowed!

Anti-theft lunch bags.  Gross.  Funny.  Effective.

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